Can I make a girlfriend out of paper mache?

[gonelifting]

Do they melt if they get wet? I`m sure they won`t be limber but it`s better than an air filled blow up doll.

Please list all experiences on this thread, and how long you`ve lived with one.

 

[jerseyart]

Maybe if you really know what you're doing. I did it, but almost died of blood loss from all the paper cuts on my penis. Tread carefully my friend

 

[hamstershaver]

i make one out of lube and my hand

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

you master it.....then let me know.

 

[Becoming]

Oh yeah bro - she looks hot for you fo' sho! Damn they's expensive tho! You'd prolly bust her wide open the first time

TITLE: Fully Jointed Young Girls
DESCRIPTION: All Paper mache --the dolls are "dressed" in an old fashioned painted on full body underwear. I make two sizes.
PRICE: $125.00 medium 6" doll

 

[gonelifting]

Why are you joke to me?

I want mache love.

 

[alien amp pharm]

Just cut a hole into a cantaloupe and heat it in the microwave for a few seconds. You're then good to go. Almost as good as the real thing.

...or so I've been told

 

[jerseyart]

Why are you joke to me?

I want mache love.

You're kidding yourself bro. It's a control issue. You just think a paper mache chick will be obedient and love you unconditionally. It's a lie.

I used to feel the same way, until one day I had some friends over to watch a ball game. We ran out of beer and I ran to the store to pick some up. When I came back the paper mache slut was having a threesome with both my friends. The fucking slut!

Not even an apology, just that stupid painted on grin like nothing was wrong. I became so upset I took up smoking again, the rest is too horrific to repeat here.

 

[big4life]

Just cut a hole into a cantaloupe and heat it in the microwave for a few seconds. You're then good to go. Almost as good as the real thing.

...or so I've been told

 

[Becoming]

GL - serious - look at that sexy pose of the paper mache girl above... you know she wants it...

Just cut a hole into a cantaloupe and heat it in the microwave for a few seconds. You're then good to go. Almost as good as the real thing.

...or so I've been told

I know a kid that banged the cantalope out in public at a party.... that is shit you will never live down...

BTW you did not go to HS in missouri did you?