Can I get 30lbs from this cycle?

[Moderate_THIS]

I stole my mother's HRT pills and will cycle them for 8 weeks.

premarin 3 mg/day
provera 25 mg/day
sodium 6g/day

will do 5x5 program with emphasis on legs
4000 kcals/day w/ 300g pro
current stats 5'10" 190

looking for a good 30 lbs

 

[jatca69]

 

[Moderate_THIS]

bump for vets/mods

 

[Stryker1992]

I stole my mother's HRT pills and will cycle them for 8 weeks.

premarin 3 mg/day
provera 25 mg/day
sodium 6g/day

will do 5x5 program with emphasis on legs
4000 kcals/day w/ 300g pro
current stats 5'10" 190

looking for a good 30 lbs

wtf?

This is a joke, right???????

 

[macDbol]

i'd take some estroven just incase i run into any nasty testosterone side effects

 

[Moderate_THIS]

i'd take some estroven just incase i run into any nasty testosterone side effects

these pills are both estrogen and progesterone. Good for muscle mass, see Nandi's writeup. I just hope it doesn't turn into a "my milkshakes are better than yours" cycle with all that shit.

 

[The Terminator]

You should be able to lose 30 lbs no problem

 

[Moderate_THIS]

You should be able to lose 30 lbs no problem

how so? estrogens are very anabolic

 

[weightroom1984]

thats one of the worst posts i've ever seen in my life........i sure hope no one takes this CLOWNS advice.....chaos.....its a joke right.......

 

[Moderate_THIS]

thats one of the worst posts i've ever seen in my life........i sure hope no one takes this CLOWNS advice.....chaos.....its a joke right.......

don't turn this into a Nelson Montana flame thread.... it's no joke... estrogen is very anabolic.. why do you think synovex has estrogen as well as trenbolone in it...?

 

[Aerojaxx]

don't turn this into a Nelson Montana flame thread.... it's no joke... estrogen is very anabolic.. why do you think synovex has estrogen as well as trenbolone in it...?

Their commin to git ya !!!!

 

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[dr0832]

man boobies!

 

[Moderate_THIS]

man boobies!

I'm not prone to gyno, thanks. Christ, can't you get a decent, helpful reply here?

 

[Bulldog_10]

I'm not prone to gyno, thanks. Christ, can't you can't a decent, helpful reply here?

I know I can can't a reply.

 

[Moderate_THIS]

I know I can can't a reply.

Ha ha blow me. Also, if you don't have a helpful nugget of info, I'd appreciate it if you'd walk face first into a time portal which would take you to ancient Sumeria.

 

[Bulldog_10]

Ha ha blow me. Also, if you don't have a helpful nugget of info, I'd appreciate it if you'd walk face first into a time portal which would take you to ancient Sumeria.

One time I walked into a wall with a boner...and I broke my nose.

 

[Lao Tzu]

whats the difference, i mean they're all hormones right? they all build muscle right?

 

[wnt2bBeast]

looks like kovacs' cycle for the arnolds.. did wonders for him

 

[Moderate_THIS]

whats the difference, i mean they're all hormones right? they all build muscle right?

exactly. No one sees that. Don't make me go to S'ology and ask the same q....

 

[Sub-Zero]

why do you need to specially target the legs?

wont the cycling put enough stress on them as it is?

 

[thelegacy again]

I would add a few weeks of birth control pills

 

[GoldenDelicious]

i reckon you will max out at 5lbs per tit....maybe a little more if you jelq them

 

[newpump]

don't turn this into a Nelson Montana flame thread.... it's no joke... estrogen is very anabolic.. why do you think synovex has estrogen as well as trenbolone in it...?

Synovex does not have trenbolone in it. Synovex is a mixture of test and estrogen (with glue/fillers) NO tren in it. To get tren look to fina....

 

[preist]

Dude , i understand you want to move up out of the training bra, but just get the augmented surgery. You will start to lactate in about 4 weeks. Good luck with the breast feeding, bro!

 

[_Yossarian_]

I think the sodium dosage is a bit high for a first cycle, 4g per day is more than enough. What is it with you guys and high dosages, you wont even see pros with intake that high...

ps nice one finding a source for the premarin, Ive been looking all over for that stuff...youve got a pm...

 

[Bulldog_10]

I think the main question that needs to be answered is:

Does is make sense that chewbacca lives on endor with a bunch of ewoks? No. It DOES NOT make sense.

 

[satchboogie]

run that cycle for 6 months and get breast surgery.
then stand on the corner of vine and holywood...

youll get some action.

 

[lostlazy]

I weep for the future.

 

[landser]

Bro, you got it ALL wrong. You need to add some allesse birth control pills to kickstart this cycle. Also, I would recommend some progesterone for strength.

 

[Juice Authority]

I stole my mother's HRT pills and will cycle them for 8 weeks.

premarin 3 mg/day
provera 25 mg/day
sodium 6g/day

will do 5x5 program with emphasis on legs
4000 kcals/day w/ 300g pro
current stats 5'10" 190

looking for a good 30 lbs

I hope to hell you're joking with this non-sensical cycle.

how so? estrogens are very anabolic

Really???

Estrogen, which is what Premarin is, is given to livestock to fatten them up. Estrogen leads to fat storage and blocks some of the beneficial effects of growth hormone. Oral estrogens lower IGF-1. One study actually found that women on Premarin got fatter and lost muscle mass.

these pills are both estrogen and progesterone. Good for muscle mass, see Nandi's writeup. I just hope it doesn't turn into a "my milkshakes are better than yours" cycle with all that shit.

Are you fucking delusional?

Provera is somewhat androgenic like nandrolones but it is still classified as a Progesterone. Progesterone can increase cortisol levels, which will also cause fat gain and muscle loss. Now why the hell do you think this is a good idea?????

 

[Bulldog_10]

I hope to hell you're joking with this non-sensical cycle.



Really???

Estrogen, which is what Premarin is, is given to livestock to fatten them up. Estrogen leads to fat storage and blocks some of the beneficial effects of growth hormone. Oral estrogens lower IGF-1. One study actually found that women on Premarin got fatter and lost muscle mass.



Are you fucking delusional?

Provera is somewhat androgenic like nandrolones but it is still classified as a Progesterone. Progesterone can increase cortisol levels, which will also cause fat gain and muscle loss. Now why the hell do you think this is a good idea?????

I know SOMEONE on this thread is delusional...but I'm pretty sure it's not chaos

 

[jatca69]

Hey Bulldog whatcha think of the new avatar? I decided to be bold and put up a pic of myself.

 

[Bulldog_10]

Hey Bulldog whatcha think of the new avatar? I decided to be bold and put up a pic of myself.

Lookin massive bro! Are you on that "all-semen" diet/cycle again?!

 

[jatca69]

isn't that test...? Test is the base of all cycles right?

 

[Juice Authority]

I know SOMEONE on this thread is delusional...but I'm pretty sure it's not chaos

Who then? Please do tell....

 

[Bulldog_10]

Who then? Please do tell....

You of course!

 

[Moderate_THIS]

Hey Bulldog whatcha think of the new avatar? I decided to be bold and put up a pic of myself.

I had no idea you are Alfonso Soriano

 

[Juice Authority]

You of course!

In general I am regarding most things but in relation to this thread choas is out to lunch with this one. You agree with his line of thinking on this?

 

[Bulldog_10]

In general I am regarding most things but in relation to this thread choas is out to lunch with this one. You agree with his line of thinking on this?

Bro...Everyone knows that his proposed cycle is a classic mass builder! Just because studies say it might not work, doesn't mean it can't work in real life. If a study said shit tastes good, I ain't eatin shit sandwhiches for dinner.

Besides...I don't even like bread.

 

[Juice Authority]

Bro...Everyone knows that his proposed cycle is a classic mass builder! Just because studies say it might not work, doesn't mean it can't work in real life. If a study said shit tastes good, I ain't eatin shit sandwhiches for dinner.

Besides...I don't even like bread.

Well in that case I might as well throw in my wife's birth control pills on my next cycle.

 

[Bulldog_10]

Well in that case I might as well throw in my wife's birth control pills on my next cycle.

I think you made the right choice! Let me know how it turns out

 

[avenirup]

Best thread ever!! Should become a sticky!!

 

[argent]

lol is good shit

 

[Del_Piero]

Funny shit

 

[eviction]

is this an informal sex change operation thread?

 

[newpump]

Best Post Ever (BPE).

 

[Stryker1992]

If estrohgen is so fucking anabolic then why the hell do women have lower body wieghts and less muscle mass than men?????????????

Can some mod shut this down before someone gets hurt!!!

 

[Stryker1992]

If estrogen is so fucking anabolic then why the hell do women have lower body wieghts and less muscle mass than men????????????? Actually, why do female bb's take test??? Why do any of us take test and try to keep estogren levels managed????

Can some mod shut this down before someone gets hurt!!!

 

[Bulldog_10]

If estrogen is so fucking anabolic then why the hell do women have lower body wieghts and less muscle mass than men????????????? Actually, why do female bb's take test??? Why do any of us take test and try to keep estogren levels managed????

Can some mod shut this down before someone gets hurt!!!

 

[wnt2bBeast]

If estrogen is so fucking anabolic then why the hell do women have lower body wieghts and less muscle mass than men????????????? Actually, why do female bb's take test??? Why do any of us take test and try to keep estogren levels managed????

Can some mod shut this down before someone gets hurt!!!

you mean this isnt a good stack to take??
damn i better call my source and cancel..hope it didnt ship yet
damnit!!!!!!

 

[Bulldog_10]

you mean this isnt a good stack to take??
damn i better call my source and cancel..hope it didnt ship yet
damnit!!!!!!

LOL...just have him send it...I'll take it off ya! You can never have too much of this shit around! I get awesome pumps from it

 

[Moderate_THIS]

ok, I'm on day 2, not too much to report. I feel a little more emotional, and my left nip itches real bad. Maybe a little more tired than normal, hard to tell. Average workout today. I couldn't find any good info on when this stuff kicks in, but I'll pass it along when it does. Lates.

 

[wnt2bBeast]

cool its all yours bulldog..get growing lol

 

[Bulldog_10]

ok, I'm on day 2, not too much to report. I feel a little more emotional, and my left nip itches real bad. Maybe a little more tired than normal, hard to tell. Average workout today. I couldn't find any good info on when this stuff kicks in, but I'll pass it along when it does. Lates.

Keep us updated bro...I usually feel it kick in after the one week mark...if you don't start bleeding from your vagina by then...I'd have to say your gear is some bunk shit! I hope you went to a reputable source

 

[wnt2bBeast]

Before and after pics would greatly be appreciated

 

[Juice Authority]

Some newbie might actually try this shit. No good imo.

 

[Bulldog_10]

Some newbie might actually try this shit. No good imo.

LOL...if someone tries this, they pretty much deserve what they get. It is obviously a joke...I don't know how anyone could possibly believe this was serious.

 

[wnt2bBeast]

Some newbie might actually try this shit. No good imo.

well hopefully they will follow ur sig and PM satch first before doing anything lol

 

[Juice Authority]

well hopefully they will follow ur sig and PM satch first before doing anything lol

I sure hope so. I would encourage anyone inquiring about AAS to PM satch.

 

[bran987]

Damn.. I wish I wasn't all natty.. this cycle sounds sick cool.. nice outside the box thinking chaos, K to ya

 

[eviction]

Before and after pics would greatly be appreciated

i found his before and after pics!!! before:

after:

what amazing progress!! i cant wait to get my order in!

 

[Ganryu]

Chaos, what are you using for PCT on this cycle?

 

[eviction]

Chaos, what are you using for PCT on this cycle?

I would assume a nice dose of breast reduction and castration

 

[wnt2bBeast]

i found his before and after pics!!! before:

after:

what amazing progress!! i cant wait to get my order in!

Damn i was sceptical of this cycle at first but after seeing those results
im wondering if i should run this right away for summer???/

 

[Moderate_THIS]

Chaos, what are you using for PCT on this cycle?

RU486 and Interleukin-2

 

[Ganryu]

RU486 and Interleukin-2

Looks good. You may want to add some soy suppositiories. I am assuming that you will be listening to Tori Amos and The Indigo Girls while you work out. That way you will get OPTIMAL results.