It sounds like what you need, Death Drop Rob, are some all-time classic wrestling quotes that might just help you get through any workout situation. Try these 5 next time you are in a bind:
5) Bobby Heenan commenting on Hogan's entrance music
Heenan: That's my second favorite song.
Monsoon: I'm almost afraid to ask. Whats your favorite?
Heenan: All the rest are tied.
4) Bobby Heenan on some Jobber:
"I once asked him what came at the end of a sentence...
and he said "parole"."
3) "Dusty Rhodes wouldn't win a body building contest for best abs,
MacMahon, he'd win for MOST abs."
-- Jesse Ventura
2) Bobby H. on the Ultimate Warrior
"This guy makes coffe nervous."
1) "I can't jump high, so I jump from high places."
-- Cactus Jack
I'm pretty sure those were what you were looking for, let me know if you need some more.