Can everyone post their best 1 liner for advice here

[deathdroprob]

Shortn sweet,.whats your best 1 line of advice,about anything,rest,diet,and excersises?
Mine: Always leave your towel on your bench and keep your weights near it,even if your just going for a quic drink. (Some guys just throw your towel off and start deloading your weights at my gym) Assholes

 

[musketeer]

Fly with the eagles. Don't peck with the chickens.

not really specific to the gym, more way oflife thinking, but works for everything,

 

[mad dipz]

before you're about to train, think WWJD - "What Would JKurz1 Do?"

 

[searay]

if u keep doing what u did, youll keep getting what u got

 

[JohnRobHolmes]

Ten in the bush is worth five in the hand.

 

[s8nlilhlpr]

eat more & lift more.

 

[hrpiii]

STFU and lift

 

[markshark]

"pain is weakness leaving the body"....or "a dirty bird shits in its own nest"

 

[SpyWizard]

"Get the Fuck out of my way"

 

[deathdroprob]

Ten in the bush is worth five in the hand.

I dont get it?

 

[deathdroprob]

Fly with the eagles. Don't peck with the chickens.

not really specific to the gym, more way oflife thinking, but works for everything,

ha good one. These are the ones Im lookig for and these can really help people. Especially ggay people with no idea.haha funny watching guys on peck deck faking the pain in their scrawny baby chests

 

[lavi]

train smart or get injured and cry yourelf to sleep every night for the next two years.

 

[jaygrip]

Learn to lift the weights then get BIG

this is for the guys in the gym putting too much weight on the bar trying to impress someone not worrying about form, or isolation, or keeping their back on the dam bench

 

[silver_shadow]

KILL THAT SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!


not mine but that's the anthem around these parts!

 

[Kabeetz]

It sounds like what you need, Death Drop Rob, are some all-time classic wrestling quotes that might just help you get through any workout situation. Try these 5 next time you are in a bind:

5) Bobby Heenan commenting on Hogan's entrance music
Heenan: That's my second favorite song.
Monsoon: I'm almost afraid to ask. Whats your favorite?
Heenan: All the rest are tied.

4) Bobby Heenan on some Jobber:
"I once asked him what came at the end of a sentence...
and he said "parole"."

3) "Dusty Rhodes wouldn't win a body building contest for best abs,
MacMahon, he'd win for MOST abs."
-- Jesse Ventura

2) Bobby H. on the Ultimate Warrior
"This guy makes coffe nervous."

1) "I can't jump high, so I jump from high places."
-- Cactus Jack

I'm pretty sure those were what you were looking for, let me know if you need some more.