Can america get any fatter?

[bmit]

90% of America is physically repulsive. Me and my exgirlfriend went to Disney World and dropped E. We were repulsed by the way all the people looked. I thought most of the people in Florida were repulsive. But the tourists from the North and Midwest were beyond disgusting. Fat, fat, fat,pale, pale everywhere and wearing spandex with their cottage cheese legs hanging out. Me and my girl were stopped several time and told how attractive we were. I mean we are very attractive, but to these people we were Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston. Seeing so many gross people eating turkey legs ruined my roll. Sorry, had to vent.

 

[BigAssSigChi8]

Isn't the US known as the fastest population in the world? I have no simpathy for fat ass people, especially the one's that are shoving 2 ding dongs in there mouth while bitching about how fat they are. Unless you have a "Genetic" pre-diposition to being fat, put down the 2 gallon bin of rocky road and get your ass to the gym! It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure that out!

 

[Baby Gorilla]

Well....

....Deep frying adds more calories and fat, and the powdered-sugar coating apparently complements the Twinkie's altered state.

"The inside creamy part stays cool, while the outside is warm," said Rhonda Yates, a postal worker spending her vacation helping Dickson with the Twinkie booth....

As a friend I knew in college used to joke about the dining hall, "You just have to respect people who think a nutritious meal consists of deep-fat-fried cheese."

Gad. I suppose as long as Wal Marts will carry sizes like XXXL, it won't stop.

I think anyone who'se that big (and not muscular) without a documented thyroid problem should have to buy clothes in a section plainly marked, "Fat Bastards".

 

[feelin_kinda_saucey]

I think when the fair comes to my town next summer i am going to have a booth there selling these deep fried delights... Just imagine seeing me standing behind a boiling pit of lard with no shirt on at a chisled 6'1" 220lbs selling these turds to fat fucks with a smile on my face, while all the farmers daughters are handing me their phone numbers written on their soiled panties.....

 

[hardrock]

I know I can, and now that it's bulking season I will.

 

[dzuljas]

yeah man i work over at GNC and I see these fat fuckers walking around the mall all day!!!!! they make me sick!....How can they allow themselves to become such fat, gooey, messes??????

 

[scruples]

eating a deep-fried twinkie every now and again is not going to make a person fat

it probably tastes really fucking good

lighten up (no pun)

 

[bebaumax]

Basically this all boils down to American being a culture of ravenous excess.

Thank you. Very good summary.
-B

 

[Baby Gorilla]

Ha....

....Just imagine seeing me standing behind a boiling pit of lard with no shirt on at a chisled 6'1" 220lbs selling these turds to fat fucks with a smile on my face, while all the farmers daughters are handing me their phone numbers written on their soiled panties.....

Oh, that nearly happened to me.

I was working at a service counter. Lady asked if the product we sold was any good. I came so dangerously close to suggestively flexing under my already snug-fitting shirt and saying, "Lady, do you think I got a body like this by eating this garbage?" :RFlol:

 

[thelegacy]

Deep fried tweenkie.....AHHHHHHH YYYEESSS