I think I'll pick up one of these bastards on the way home from work:
Wendy's Triple Baconator:
Weight - 424 grams
Calories - 1350
Fat - 90 grams
sodium - 2780 mg
Carbs - 49 grams
Protien - 85 grmas
3 - Hamburger Patties
Ground Beef. Seasoned with Salt.
American Cheese Slices, 3 slices
Cultured Milk, Water, Cream, Sodium Citrate, Salt, Sodium Phosphate, Citric Acid, Sorbic Acid (preservative), Artificial Color, Enzymes, Soy Lecithin. CONTAINS: MILK, SOY.
Applewood Smoked Bacon, 9 strips
Pork Cured With: Water, Salt, Sugar, Sodium Phosphates, Sodium Erythorbate, Sodium Nitrite.
Mayonnaise
Water, Soybean Oil, Corn Syrup, Egg Yolk, Modified Corn Starch, Distilled Vinegar, Contains less than 2% of: Salt, Spice, Xanthan Gum, Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate (preservatives), Natural Flavor, Calcium Disodium EDTA (to protect flavor), Yellow 5 and 6. CONTAINS: EGG.
Ketchup
Tomato Concentrate (made from red ripe tomatoes), Distilled Vinegar, High Fructose Corn Syrup, Corn Syrup, Salt, Spice, Onion Powder, Natural Flavoring.
Mustard
Water, Distilled Vinegar, Mustard Seed, Salt, Turmeric (color), Paprika, Spice.
Dill Pickles (4)
Cucumbers, Water, Vinegar, Salt, Calcium Chloride, Sodium Benzoate (preservative), Alum, Natural Flavors, Polysorbate 80, Yellow 5, Blue 1.
Onion (4 rings)
Onions.
Tomatoes, 1-2 slices
Tomatoes.
Lettuce
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Even though it has all that stuff in it, fast food just leaves me hungry, and i bet I'd still be hungry after all that

and why do the pickles need dye in them?