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Bikinimom left me

Shes probably at the visa headquarters trying to get a credit increase
 
SublimeZM said:
parody thread?
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The last thread I read she said something about a blaque midget and a circus and getting to dress up in skirts and play with animals. Who knows what that means. I think it is more than coincidental that all of a sudden she leaves after talking about that. We shall see...
 
Army Vet said:
The last thread I read she said something about a blaque midget and a circus and getting to dress up in skirts and play with animals. Who knows what that means. I think it is more than coincidental that all of a sudden she leaves after talking about that. We shall see...
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Midgets? Lawngnomes are way hotter, what was she thinking?
 
jnevin said:
fuckin' right she is
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BM might be a little over the top, but, come on, bluta2 and BM?

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seaking420 said:
you sound very happy....this must be true...:)
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Happy is not the word for it, I was thinking about running into the street in front of a bus, but before I can get out of my chair the damn thing already went by.

Then there is the drinking myself to death, but I already ran out of vodka last night.

I tried to take take pills but there were only 27 of them in that little wheel thing. The darn rolaids just make me fart.

I really don't know how to end it!
 
So wait....I got banned for calling her out for that misguided 1950 romantic relationship/courting BS and then this happened????? LOL.........Me thinks she didith protestith too mucheth. To hear her tell it you were Don Juan, Rico Suave and Mr Perfect all rolled into one. WTF!!!! :)
 
Chrisco915 said:
So wait....I got banned for calling her out for that misguided 1950 romantic relationship/courting BS and then this happened????? Me thinks she didith protestith too mucheth. To hear her tell it you were Don Juan, Rico Suave and Mr Perfect all rolled into one. WTF!!!!
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Well I am more than all those combined. You should have listened to her then. I still am Mr. Perfect. She still is just perfect.

I hope you learned your lesson sonny, don't believe everything you read.
 
mwm5 said:
what time is the party?
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Anytime! I will put up a bigger tarp over the porch so when it rains we can drink out in the open, the damn terlet is acting funny since the hogs ate the pipes under the bafroom, I figured I would wait till the creek rose and warshed all the shit away so I can put a new pipe to the septic tank.

But come on over!
 
I believe everything i read here..........LOL. Everyone's opinion is fact no matter how based on fiction what they are saying is. :)
 
You gonna' have that chick over to hang out in the hot tub with again?
 
walliwalibus said:
why do you have bombs on the side under your pic?
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did you just get here (to EF)???

If you click on them, it will take you to the post where they bombed me,.......or simply slide the cursor over it to read what the twats wrote.

They redded me, cause that's how you show how tough you are on EF.....

Silly kids....:taco:
 
nefertiti said:
lol @ the serious replies
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No shiot. I think I might crawl under the single wide and wait for the hogs to come tonight, they didn't leave much of the pipe from the terlet to the tank SO I will just wait till dark, that will be the end of GOM, ate by hogs.

Her baggage was packed depending what she wanted pdii
spy, she still doesn't make the frickin bed

rnch. You win da prize of chain yankin nef did 2
 
CMarc said:
Post #3.

Jnevin called it. Just a couple more pages to go.
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Yup! CM you b 1 smart feller.

ucky most of the posters don't have much of an attention span.

But she is way away from me. She's already in Galveston.
If I would have said BM nekid the first 10 pages woulda been useless without pics
 
I love BM like a sister, we all (ok almost all of us) know that I know her irl and have been to their home.
Let me just stand up right here and say that the BM that I know would not leave. Your ass would be out the door and most likely with 2 black eyes. LMFAO
And ya never answered me as to why she is in galveston.
 
Chrisco915 said:
So wait....I got banned for calling her out for that misguided 1950 romantic relationship/courting BS and then this happened????? LOL.........Me thinks she didith protestith too mucheth. To hear her tell it you were Don Juan, Rico Suave and Mr Perfect all rolled into one. WTF!!!! :)
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you forgot superman, batman, spiderman and john holmes
 
Angel said:
I love BM like a sister, we all (ok almost all of us) know that I know her irl and have been to their home.
Let me just stand up right here and say that the BM that I know would not leave. Your ass would be out the door and most likely with 2 black eyes. LMFAO
And ya never answered me as to why she is in galveston.
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Oh there is a biker rally a friend asked her to help her with a clothing line hellenbach, so of course she said yes. She is freezing her cute hot ass off helping people. I am alone and waiting for the strippers to come back and leave glasses in the bathtub.
 
Angel said:
I love BM like a sister, we all (ok almost all of us) know that I know her irl and have been to their home.
Let me just stand up right here and say that the BM that I know would not leave. Your ass would be out the door and most likely with 2 black eyes. LMFAO
And ya never answered me as to why she is in galveston.
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Well yeah, she is in Galveston. call her axe her. Gonna be a funny answer... These peeps that were - are always -. everybody nows we be tight.
 
What did you do to her????
 
thandie said:
What did you do to her????
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well, I had a couple strippers come over and use her bathtub. Then I decided to order to make the bed, clean the kitchen, pick up her spoons she uses to eat p-nut butter and leaves everywhere, told her to wash the car, clean the garage and do the dishes. Oh, I said when I get home have my slippers, pipe, martini and dinner ready then get nekid.

So she left. Course it was to go to Galveston to help a friend at a M/C Rally, where it is sleeting and nassy she drank a lot last night and got back to the motorhome about dawn, other than that all is well.
 
Grumpy Old Man said:
well, I had a couple strippers come over and use her bathtub. Then I decided to order to make the bed, clean the kitchen, pick up her spoons she uses to eat p-nut butter and leaves everywhere, told her to wash the car, clean the garage and do the dishes. Oh, I said when I get home have my slippers, pipe, martini and dinner ready then get nekid.

So she left. Course it was to go to Galveston to help a friend at a M/C Rally, where it is sleeting and nassy she drank a lot last night and got back to the motorhome about dawn, other than that all is well.
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In that case, you deserve it. Now, it's allll your fault she's in that condition.
 
thandie said:
In that case, you deserve it. Now, it's allll your fault she's in that condition.
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Of course it is all my fault, it always is, cause she is never wrong.

She is not having a good time cause she got a cold last night when she was out all night drinking, that is my fault too.

I accept responsibility!
 
Grumpy Old Man said:
Of course it is all my fault, it always is, cause she is never wrong.

She is not having a good time cause she got a cold last night when she was out all night drinking, that is my fault too.

I accept responsibility!
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ah yes, "feminine logic" at it's finest! :rolleyes: :biggrin:
 
Grumpy Old Man said:
Of course it is all my fault, it always is, cause she is never wrong.

She is not having a good time cause she got a cold last night when she was out all night drinking, that is my fault too.

I accept responsibility!
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Well, if you talk to her, although she shouldn't be talking to you, tell her I hope she feels better..
 
thandie said:
Well, if you talk to her, although she shouldn't be talking to you, tell her I hope she feels better..
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Ok, I will if she will talk to me, Or I can call her and if she won't talk to me I can either leave a message or text her.

I am sure she will be glad to hear you wished her well. I knew I should have never mentioned making the bed or picking up everything she leaves around, I know the slippers, pipe and martini was a bit too much..
 
Grumpy Old Man said:
Ok, I will if she will talk to me, Or I can call her and if she won't talk to me I can either leave a message or text her.

I am sure she will be glad to hear you wished her well. I knew I should have never mentioned making the bed or picking up everything she leaves around, I know the slippers, pipe and martini was a bit too much..
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Definitely too much! Pleeeeease, don't push her that far again, if she's generous enough to come back. It's outrageous to ask her to pick up after herself. What were you thinking????
 
Grumpy Old Man said:
Oh there is a biker rally a friend asked her to help her with a clothing line hellenbach, so of course she said yes. She is freezing her cute hot ass off helping people. I am alone and waiting for the strippers to come back and leave glasses in the bathtub.
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just make sure the bed is made when she gets back.. that'll show her..
 
Has Galveston been restored yet? It was pretty much destroyed when whatever that hurricane was that rolled through. It this kind of a fundraiser thing for that?
 
jnevin said:
Has Galveston been restored yet? It was pretty much destroyed when whatever that hurricane was that rolled through. It this kind of a fundraiser thing for that?
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She said it is a ghost town and there aren't many places that are open. The Motorcycle rally there is for the Support of the local area PArt of the money will go to rebuilding the area.

But there are a lot of hard core bikers that rode in last night even though it was snowing.
 
jnevin said:
Has Galveston been restored yet? It was pretty much destroyed when whatever that hurricane was that rolled through. It this kind of a fundraiser thing for that?
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I didn't read the thread though my Old Grump told me that some people behaved poorly. Oh well, :whatever: .

Galveston is a shambles... pointblank. I don't see how it will recover anytime soon. The rally was supposed to help the area recovery effort but the event was so poorly organized read = money went into pocket of the organizer, the vendors got screwed, the people who were supposed to benefit got screwed. The weather was HORRIBLE... I got a nasty cold and worked for a shithead. I could give a fat rat's ass that the vendor I worked for got screwed. Don't get me wrong his apparel is quality and bad ass but he is a low-life piece of shit that treats his people like they are nothing and tries to screw them out of every penny he can.

I would put up a group shot of some of the awesome people who made an otherwise harrowing experience somewhat tolerable (my girl is the hardest working, sweetest, most honest person I have ever known - of course, I only deal with quality people) but I don't want to give that doucheknuckle's company ANY advertising.

I honestly don't know how his *regular* crew puts up with his unbelievable amount of bullshit. Too bad the bastard didn't come down for the weekend or I mightta told his ass whatfor.

Anyways, sorry I haven't been around anywhere, just fired up my lappy for the first time today. I've been sick as a dog and to be honest, even though my cold is gone, I'm devastated from our personal issues... not my marriage, though truth be told I think my husband is retarded for staying in this misery with me. He really does deserve better than what I have to offer as there is so much sadness attached to me, with no end in sight.

Here's a pic of me by the beach. I think there was a building behind me before the hurricane.

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I think THE ONLY GOOD THING that came out of this little trip that was supposed to help distract me from some of our troubles was that I gained MORE RESPECT for my husband for the type of man he is. I saw so much HORRIBLE behavior from so many people, made me love my husband all the more.

... did I just say that, "Out Loud?!" :verygood:
 
PuddleMonkey said:
Bad server! EF has been all jacked up the last two days.
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I guess I haven't been on for a while, been bringing grapes and chicken soup to the ol BM. She even lets me peel the grapes before I feed her, but holding the fan and feeding all at once is hard to do, specially when I have to hold the spoon for the soup too.

It is really slow though, must be all the puddle traffic.

:santa:
 
Chrisco915 said:
So wait....I got banned for calling her out for that misguided 1950 romantic relationship/courting BS and then this happened????? LOL.........Me thinks she didith protestith too mucheth. To hear her tell it you were Don Juan, Rico Suave and Mr Perfect all rolled into one. WTF!!!! :)
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What......what.....did somebody call...............
 
ricco561 said:
What......what.....did somebody call...............
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You know what's funny... my husband is ALL THAT... and so much more.

And me... I am *just me*... one faithfull, loyal, pious bitch.

All that and 1.28 will get me an extra large coffee at the Dunkin Donuts that just opened up on Precint Line over by us...

Won't get me a hug from my children or a "Mami, she's looking out my window."... will it?
 
BIKINIMOM said:
You know what's funny... my husband is ALL THAT... and so much more.

And me... I am *just me*... one faithfull, loyal, pious bitch.

All that and 1.28 will get me an extra large coffee at the Dunkin Donuts that just opened up on Precint Line over by us...

Won't get me a hug from my children or a "Mami, she's looking out my window."... will it?
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Ah...............yeah................that's what I meant.
 
ricco561 said:
Ah...............yeah................that's what I meant.
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LOL That's what I thought.

My husband is a man amongst men... if for no other reason than because his shoulders are broad enough to bear my sorrows.

Not a lot of men that would be willing to do that... for nothing more than the love of a GOOD woman.
 
BIKINIMOM said:
LOL That's what I thought.

My husband is a man amongst men... if for no other reason than because his shoulders are broad enough to bear my sorrows.

Not a lot of men that would be willing to do that... for nothing more than the love of a GOOD woman.
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And yet, you left him?
shame on you.
He cryed for a week on here.
 
BIKINIMOM said:
LOL That's what I thought.

My husband is a man amongst men... if for no other reason than because his shoulders are broad enough to bear my sorrows.

Not a lot of men that would be willing to do that... for nothing more than the love of a GOOD woman.
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And yet, you left him?
shame on you.
He cried for a week on here.
 
Gad - if you're gonna bump an old thread, at least pick one that isn't so thoughtless and "bland",........
 
ricco561 said:
And he said the bed didn't get made.............or something like that.
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LOL I didn't "bump an old thread". I was gone for a week, then was sick for a day or two. So WTF does that have to do with the price of tea in China?

Truth be told, if ya'll were weatherin the stuff that me and my Old Grump were weatherin ya'll would be happy to know that there are good folk who could weather it regardless of how fucked up the storms be against ya'.... ho shit. :)
 
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