Bikinimom left me

[Grumpy Old Man]

And yet, you left him?
shame on you.
He cryed for a week on here.

Bro it was only a couple days until the strippers showed up.

 

[gotmilk]

First time the bed has been made 6 straight days in a long time

 

[Bikini Mod]

First time the bed has been made 6 straight days in a long time

Housekeeper showed up today. I made her a vodka and lite cranberry because "I couldn't drink alone".

What can I say? The bitch twisted my arm?

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

First time the bed has been made 6 straight days in a long time

Mary stripped the bed and made it, damn good thing she has someone making the bed. I have to have a bed that is nice and tight

 

[Bikini Mod]

Mary stripped the bed and made it, damn good thing she has someone making the bed. I have to have a bed that is nice and tight

You sure you are talkin about the bed old man?

 

[ricco561]

Bro it was only a couple days until the strippers showed up.

Oh thank God.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Oh thank God.

Apparently the old boy is losing his touch. Back in the day he would have stopped at the titty bar on his way home and given them a lift.

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

Oh thank God.

I hardly ever cry anymore! Well unless my femineneenn side shows.

But that is usually once a month.

 

[ricco561]

I hardly ever cry anymore! Well unless my femineneenn side shows.

But that is usually once a month.

Don't ya hate when you get sand in your ovaries?

 

[Bikini Mod]

Don't ya hate when you get sand in your ovaries?

Isn't that how pearls are made?

 

[ricco561]

Isn't that how pearls are made?

Hence the expression "Pearl diving"

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

Hence the expression "Pearl diving"

Is that like muff diving?

 

[jnevin]

The second this thread was posted and there was no BM for the first few pages i knew this would at least triple when she got back.

 

[ricco561]

Is that like muff diving?

Searching for that pearl.

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

The second this thread was posted and there was no BM for the first few pages i knew this would at least triple when she got back.

Hell,

You should be here, she is hard to live with.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Hell,

You should be here, she is hard to live with.

That sounds like a complaint, old man.

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

That sounds like a complaint, old man.

No dear

 

[ricco561]

QUOTE=BIKINIMOM;8614418]That sounds like a complaint, old man.[/QUOTE]

 

[jnevin]

Hell,

You should be here, she is hard to live with.

This'll be brought up out of the blue when you're both in perfectly good moods resulting in some mild backpedaling and her sipping on a martini while you give her a foot massage.

 

[Bikini Mod]

QUOTE=BIKINIMOM;8614418]That sounds like a complaint, old man.

Nah.... more like this

Jnev - you gotta a hidden camera in my bedroom?

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

Nah.... more like this

Jnev - you gotta a hidden camera in my bedroom?

I do, but it isn't hidden. Don't look at the tripod in the corner.(or the one on the dresser.

 

[Bikini Mod]

You told me that was a Nanny-cam.











































Bastard

 

[txbondsman]

it IS, pu nanny....

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

it IS, pu nanny....

I am gonna auction them off to the highest bidder, It will be called the "Cronicles of Pu Nanny Lawngnome Style"

 

[gotmilk]

You sure you are talkin about the bed old man?

He's clearly not talking about your cavernous vagina

 

[heavy_duty]

The second this thread was posted and there was no BM for the first few pages i knew this would at least triple when she got back.

pretty deep stuff eh?

 

[heavy_duty]

He's clearly not talking about your cavernous vagina

Pics?

 

[gotmilk]

Pics?

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/111/285943472_cfe729cf22_m.jpg

 

[Bikini Mod]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/111/285943472_cfe729cf22_m.jpg

Clearly the old man is a sopping wet vagina.

 

[rnch]

BM, grumpy.......if there was ever two people in this world meant to be together.......ya'll give me hope for my future relationships.

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

BM, grumpy.......if there was ever two people in this world meant to be together.......ya'll give me hope for my future relationships.

Awwwwwww.

Hey I was just lucky, after "interviewing" thousands of candidates, I found the kini. Just surf the net for wimmenz and you'll find a non nutjob.

We b together and even though some guy crawled in bed with her in the motorhome, all is well. (I am gonna have a chat with him next time we meet)

 

[Bikini Mod]

Awwwwwww.

Hey I was just lucky, after "interviewing" thousands of candidates, I found the kini. Just surf the net for wimmenz and you'll find a non nutjob.

We b together and even though some guy crawled in bed with her in the motorhome, all is well. (I am gonna have a chat with him next time we meet)

He didn't "crawl in bed with me". I was laying down sick as a dog on one of the futon type beds, fully clothed and the bastard had THE AUDACITY to lay down and spoon me, as if he were my man. I was like, "*cough* Why you workin so hard to cop a feel?"

His answer? "Why you have to be like that?"

My reply? "Uhhhhhhhh I am not the one who invited you to spoon me as if you were my HUSBAND."

He sorta laughed a minute then got up.

Baby, promise you will *just talk* with that soft-minded fool. He isn't worth getting sued over when you break his jaw... You know damned well that a pussy like that would press charges even though HE SCREAMED for you to kick his ass.

 

[gotmilk]

she banged some roadie?

 

[Bikini Mod]

she banged some roadie?

Picture THAT happening... sorta like the roadie did, until I broke it down for him.