BAD ASS COME BACK lines....i heard the best one ever !!! what u got????

[Spartacus]

look at your wrist, and say "see how im not wearing a watch? i havnt got any time for you. now fuck off."

cold indifference seems to be the way to go for getting rid of idiots

when soemoen asks "what time is it?"
you answer
"time for you to buy a watch"

 

[Spartacus]

its always better to green hammy than red those that dont come here anymore

I negated tree on this tread
bestever
see two have been resurrected
almost 4,but MJ held tight
he had good legal team

 

[saint808]

when
if someone starts shit with me at a bar I have a bunch of lines and never once has someone had the balls to finish what they start.

You're that intimidating looking huh? Well if they started it, I'm glad that they didn't finish it.

never been in a street or bar fight... always snapped something off... plus if you are wearing a kilt and a tapestry jacket in a redneck bar.... chances are the reason is that you can. Although i was in a store in indiana and 3 guys fully marined out in uniforms asked me about the kilt... i was like oh great because the marines make you think you are a badass. I don't even remember what i said but they left.

 

[Big Rick Rock]

Shut up before I crush you with my wallet

Thats a good one bro!

 

[Smurfy]

How 'bout a nice tall glass of shut the hell up?

 

[Da Man]

I normally use the good old " YOU HAVE GOT 5 SECONDS TO SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I FUCK YOU UP".

 

[Smurfy]

How about this one:

"you better call the hospital, cuz youre gonna need a reservation"

or:

"you better pack a lunch; it's gonna be a long day"

 

[d3track]

DING! Fries are done!

hahahaha
i want that on mp3
does anyone have it?

 

[tiger88]

would like an apple with that? song ?

 

[Lumberg]

Hey do you like apples? Well how do you like THEM apples!