BAD ASS COME BACK lines....i heard the best one ever !!! what u got????

[gymrat]

If i'm having an arugment with someone and they finish off saying something like "you're soo stupid." I reply in my best kid voice. "You're a stupid" The line works best with filling in the most retarded things. "You're a...."

 

[jackangel]

"yeah? well that's, like, just your opinion. man."

devastating burn / mighty blow.

 

[Robert Jan]

Go full metal jacket on em

"You had best unfuck yourself or I will definately screw off your head and shit down your neck!"

"I'm giving you three seconds, exactly three seconds to wipe that disgusting grin off your face or I will guage out your eyeballs and skullfuck you!"

 

[big4rt]

When someone implies that I'm too dumb to understand what they are talking about I reply with:

"I might have been born yesterday, but I stayed up all night studying to catch up with you intelligent muthah fuckers." PERIOD.

 

[hamstershaver]

I'm so bored (the football game tonight sucks and the GF is fucked up on meds and beers) that I'm going back and finding inactive peeps to red karma into negativity,so far bagged two here
I'm bad muthafucker

its always better to green hammy than red those that dont come here anymore

 

[GoldenDelicious]

In my frat and its sister frats the universal comeback for any insult is "Hängt!"

Which roughly translates "It's on" and results in the both of you racing one on one in beer drinking. The amount of beer each drinks can vary from one glass, up to well, up to anything. but more than a gallon is uncommon.

A truely fucked up insult, or some kind of true fuckover is solved by giving the guy in question your business card, with a small tear in it. He may then choose a date, place, time, set of rules and weapon for the duel, which is to take place within 30 days. He is to contact you about this planning within 24 hours. 99.5% of the time the weapon is the Schläge, a long thin light one armed sword with a metal cap protecting the hand. Otherwise it can be the Degen (sabre) or the Glocke (handle with a sort of long metal sharp rod that handles almost like a whip)

Most members are only trained for the schlage and will turn down degen or glocke challenges

hey RJ, keep spitting out the frat stuff and im going to do the Delicious Rain Dance praying for a return of the intellectual bullshit that was the old RJ...

 

[Lumberg]

"yeah? well that's, like, just your opinion. man."

devastating burn / mighty blow.

LMAO!

I have that as an mp3 on my computer!

 

[Guvna]

"I can't believe no one's killed you yet"

bwahahahaha

 

[excugat]

Fuck You!
"Suck me, you get more juice" .... shows your class.

 

[Razorguns]

"Nice car. Sorry about your penis".