BAD ASS COME BACK lines....i heard the best one ever !!! what u got????

[Robert Jan]

hey RJ, keep spitting out the frat stuff and im going to do the Delicious Rain Dance praying for a return of the intellectual bullshit that was the old RJ...

I'm still a genius. Just added partying and kicking ass.

 

[tiger88]

best pick up line


"are your parents retarded" cuz your special


hot chic : :,,chances are wont say shit just roll her eyes and walk away but if she is high she may crack a smile

 

[geoboy]

When someones argueing with you...

"If I wanted your lip, I'd unzip my pants"

"If I want any shit out of you, I'll squeeze your head."


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[geoboy]

When someones argueing with you...

"If I wanted your lip, I'd unzip my pants"

"When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you"

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[geoboy]

never been in a street or bar fight... always snapped something off... plus if you are wearing a kilt and a tapestry jacket in a redneck bar.... chances are the reason is that you can. Although i was in a store in indiana and 3 guys fully marined out in uniforms asked me about the kilt... i was like oh great because the marines make you think you are a badass. I don't even remember what i said but they left.

don't fuck with Jarheads. They're trained killing machines.

 

[Apexx]

This isn't exactly a come back, but I've done this several times when I'm at a bar and some douche fuck decides to start acting up. I don't have much tolerance for arguing back and forth, so I simply take their drink from them and start drinking it. This only leaves them with 2 choices. A, they can either try and take it back which they never do because that means they would have to fight for it. Most people shit themselves when actually forced into a "fight" situation. Or, B, they can bitch up and walk away which does more damage to their pride than any comeback could ever do.

 

[saint808]

don't fuck with Jarheads. They're trained killing machines.

yeah all trained the same... wouldn't know a wristlock from a wristwatch... but no way i am ever gonna take on 3 guys regardless unless i have to...like i said i have never had to use any training in a street fight and frankly I am glad. Shit doesn't heal as quick as it used to.