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ATTN GIRLS what traits do yo look for in men?
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Ilk
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The Shadow said:
Shut yr trap bitch....
remember the evening at Longhorns.... the waitress was just only talking to you.... "Another drink" "Your meal ok" "You need anything else" all meaning "You wanna fuck?" Forget I was there.... Damn that girl!
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Ilk said:
LOL...we seem to have issues there.
The drama queen waiter was an issue too.
SO....."another drink" = "wanna fuck" in femalese??
DUDES>>>I BROKE THE CODE FOR Y'ALL
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Ilk
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jon79 said:
Ello Jon!!
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Ilk
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The Shadow said:
Uh Huh.... Fo sho! Code is broken....
CrazyRussian
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A guy and a girl are on a date at a restaurant. After trying to get to know the girl for the last 30 mins (of course just as a formality before he smashed her), he's given up. All this bitch does is talk about herself and how she always gets what she wants, shes independent. Bla bla bla. He's bored out of his fucking mind. he just chews away at his cheap steak. He pays for the tip so she won't bitch. But...she had a few tequizas so maybe hell get to bone her after all. Thats pretty much the only saving grace of the night for him.
On the ride home the chick is thinking about how kind, considerate, gentle, and bla bla bla he is. He payed the 20.99 tab so hes obviously an alpha male and a bread maker. This also means that he has conceded that she is the more important one in the relationship. Shes thinking about the fact that he is driving he means that he will take care of her for the rest of her life...that woman imagination is working its magic
they get to his house and the chick starts to suck his dick. she feels that its a wonderful bonding experience and that the guy has earned it because he is such a great guy and listened to her feelings and has proven that he deserves her.
the guy cant help but laugh as he looks down at this chick getting all bug-eyed and doing pretty much the most demeaning looking thing ever: slobbering over his half-erect knob. He almost can't contain his laughter as he finishes all over her hair, and gets a little in her eye. he dumps the bitch off the site of the road and never calls her again
this story illustrates how what is actually going on and what a woman thinks is going on is 2 diff things
On the ride home the chick is thinking about how kind, considerate, gentle, and bla bla bla he is. He payed the 20.99 tab so hes obviously an alpha male and a bread maker. This also means that he has conceded that she is the more important one in the relationship. Shes thinking about the fact that he is driving he means that he will take care of her for the rest of her life...that woman imagination is working its magic
they get to his house and the chick starts to suck his dick. she feels that its a wonderful bonding experience and that the guy has earned it because he is such a great guy and listened to her feelings and has proven that he deserves her.
the guy cant help but laugh as he looks down at this chick getting all bug-eyed and doing pretty much the most demeaning looking thing ever: slobbering over his half-erect knob. He almost can't contain his laughter as he finishes all over her hair, and gets a little in her eye. he dumps the bitch off the site of the road and never calls her again
this story illustrates how what is actually going on and what a woman thinks is going on is 2 diff things
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The Shadow
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CrazyRussian said:
So...was he hung??
LOLOL
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Ilk
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CrazyRussian said:
ERM... How old are you??
If you believe thats how we work, Man you got some learning to do...
I knew everytime when a guy was trying to get in my panties... Acting the gentlemen, Paying the bill, Taking me home, Doesn't mean shit cos we can see through you guys that do that... Unless you've brought her glasses of alcohol and she's drunk....
I'm not saying women don't do that and some do, But grown women know whats going on, We see exactly what your thinking... And we know when we meet a REAL gentlemen....
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