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(Arm and) Hammer to the Ex

rocky_road

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Yesterday I was having a great day until the phone call. My boyfriend had told me a few months ago about his ex of a few years ago that was "perfect for him" until she moved away. They had dated in college and were almost engaged. Yesterday he calls me, starting with "this is awkward" and explains that his ex is homesick, moving back to his town (he lives about an hour away from me) and interested in getting back together, followed by "and i just could not forgive
myself if I didn't at least give it a shot."

I was nice about it and the anger that comes with being dumped didnt hit me until today.

Now, this guy has yellow teeth. I figured if this girl is that special he needs to improve his teeth a little. So I went to Kroger, got him some Arm and Hammer Whitening Booster and mailed it along with a note that said "Dear (Ex's name here), Between brushing off your least attractive qualities and boosting up your charm, you should be set to impress your perfect girl. GOOD LUCK! -Jess"

I hope he laughs. He's a joking guy, likes to be picked on and pick on others.
I don't think its really immature what I did.

In any case, it sure made me feel better.


!
 
rocky_road said:
Yesterday I was having a great day until the phone call. My boyfriend had told me a few months ago about his ex of a few years ago that was "perfect for him" until she moved away. They had dated in college and were almost engaged. Yesterday he calls me, starting with "this is awkward" and explains that his ex is homesick, moving back to his town (he lives about an hour away from me) and interested in getting back together, followed by "and i just could not forgive
myself if I didn't at least give it a shot."

I was nice about it and the anger that comes with being dumped didnt hit me until today.

Now, this guy has yellow teeth. I figured if this girl is that special he needs to improve his teeth a little. So I went to Kroger, got him some Arm and Hammer Whitening Booster and mailed it along with a note that said "Dear (Ex's name here), Between brushing off your least attractive qualities and boosting up your charm, you should be set to impress your perfect girl. GOOD LUCK! -Jess"

I hope he laughs. He's a joking guy, likes to be picked on and pick on others.
I don't think its really immature what I did.

In any case, it sure made me feel better.


!

Bwahahaha, I like this girl more and more.

Did I mention I am a whiz with a razor?
 
bw1 said:
lol..You should of got him that a long time ago
Nah, when I really like someone I can't pick on them. I'm like the opposite of most people in that respect. I can only pick on people I don't quite like very much ahhaaha
 
We've had a pretty rocky relationship. On again, off again. But a few months ago when we were dating he said he was going to buy me a fruit painting from a friend on ebay. And he never gave it to me! So I think if he says he got my package i'm gonna be like "You're welcome. Still waiting on my painting".
 
I guess he fucked you already and trying to get rid of you, eh? 2nd oldest line in the book right after...I am gay.
 
I think your pretty cool & he's most likely an idiot. At least your trying to have a bit of humor with the humility. Date men not little boys, things will go a lot smoother.
 
AztecWarrior said:
Sleep with the best friend and send him the picture to his phone. Put how do you like me now.

I can't believe my best friend dumped RR!!! :evil:

JK



Sorry to hear little buddy. We still love ya!
 
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