I got my ass kicked by a redneck with a mullet while I was so drunk I thought I was dreaming - this was all somewhere in Ybor. that place is the slums with bars.
I've posted the story here before, but it involved me giving away my cell phone, losing all my money and a credit card, and then passing out after getting my ass kicked and some strangers picked me up and brought me to their bosses house and I had no idea how to get back to where my friend lived or what his number was since my cell phone was gone (I gave it to some girl so she'd "know where to find me" - whatever that means in drunken logic).
good times.