Grumpy Old Man
Grumpy Old Biker Bastard
I'm gonna guess small boobs. That will get them every time.
Small boobs will get em every single time. Couple that with not having any talent or experience. I can't imagine anyone walking into a company and not having enough experience to be at an entry level job.
Now an MBA is almost the standard as was a BA back when I was riding my buggy to school.