Anyone done a Master Cleanse?

[WoodyO]

I'm about to do 10 days of Founders KBS at 12oz/day.

 

[dabuffguy]

I did a 10 day water only. The first 3 days are the worst. Non stop shits. I think I saw a t-bone from 1984. When you are finished it is hard to eat solid foods and you have to ease back into it. A plain potato becomes better than a five star restaurant. When you recover your mood and energy ski rocket! It also got rid of my reflux for a year.

You also break out in acne bad and my breathe was foul! It's all the toxins abandoning ship.

I hope this is a freaking joke.


Those symptoms are from starving, not from toxins leaving the body. Holy shit.

Your body turns to shit when it doesn't have the nutrients to operate and sustain itself in a normal manner. It can't synthesize hormones and other amino acids and your skin turns to garbage (hormone imbalances and inconsistent/chaotic skin oil production) and you can't fight off bacteria very well (bad breath being an example, as well as acne).


If you do something and you feel like shit and it messes you up, it's not healthy.

Get some common sense you stunned cunt.

 

[Captain FT]

I'm about to do 10 days of Founders KBS at 12oz/day.

Haha, I think I did 10 days of Guinness when I was in the UK and that gave me the shits and bad breath.

 

[-SD-]

Im on 10 days of Robolics and feel like a fucking God.

 

[Soulthief]

Give it a shot captain but definitely do it correctly and completely. I started with a natural laxative the day before. This kick starts everything.

I never felt the need for calories but was prepared to add if I got weak or shaky. The first few days you have to be near a bathroom and need to avoid others eating. After awhile the smell of food was not tempting.
Toward the end you get strange waives of euphoria and spikes in energy. When you are completed the energy is great plus mood and I personal was able to stop medicating my acid reflux for over a year before doing another one. Don't worry, you gain all your lost weight back.

Buff, I'm discussing something from real life experience, not googling the info and baitin' to voyeur ankle shots. You porn bashing virgin. Real talk.

 

[blueta2]

Master Cleanse. How Beyoncé
Don't be silly, that cleanse is ridiculous. If you want to cleanse, buy a kick ass juicer and juicer for an entire day, then keep juicing but eat protein. You liver need protein.
Living enzymes from juice clean, not water and fucking pepper

 

[blueta2]

Give it a shot captain but definitely do it correctly and completely. I started with a natural laxative the day before. This kick starts everything.

I never felt the need for calories but was prepared to add if I got weak or shaky. The first few days you have to be near a bathroom and need to avoid others eating. After awhile the smell of food was not tempting.
Toward the end you get strange waives of euphoria and spikes in energy. When you are completed the energy is great plus mood and I personal was able to stop medicating my acid reflux for over a year before doing another one. Don't worry, you gain all your lost weight back.

Buff, I'm discussing something from real life experience, not googling the info and baitin' to voyeur ankle shots. You porn bashing virgin. Real talk.

This is just not smart.

 

[wootoom]

Give it a shot captain but definitely do it correctly and completely. I started with a natural laxative the day before. This kick starts everything.

I never felt the need for calories but was prepared to add if I got weak or shaky. The first few days you have to be near a bathroom and need to avoid others eating. After awhile the smell of food was not tempting.
Toward the end you get strange waives of euphoria and spikes in energy. When you are completed the energy is great plus mood and I personal was able to stop medicating my acid reflux for over a year before doing another one. Don't worry, you gain all your lost weight back.

Buff, I'm discussing something from real life experience, not googling the info and baitin' to voyeur ankle shots. You porn bashing virgin. Real talk.

Holy fuck lol

 

[Captain FT]

Master Cleanse. How Beyoncé
Don't be silly, that cleanse is ridiculous. If you want to cleanse, buy a kick ass juicer and juicer for an entire day, then keep juicing but eat protein. You liver need protein.
Living enzymes from juice clean, not water and fucking pepper

There is lemon and maple syrup in that water. I would think living in Canada you would approve of me pushing the only commodity of value belonging to the US's top hat for realz.

 

[PICK3]

I'm going to jam my neighbor's garden hose on full blast up my rear for 2 weeks