anybody know any good yo' momma jokes?

[dusty2]

Yo momma's so fat n black, she jumped in the ocean and they thought she was an oil spill.

 

[HS Lifter]

Yo mamma is so nasty, I went to her house and asked her "Whats for dinner", she then jumped on the table, spread her legs, and said "CRAB"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[dusty2]

yo momma's so fat. She looks like the Stay-Puff marshmallow man on steroids.

 

[BonerBoy]

yo momma's so fat. She looks like the Stay-Puff marshmallow man on steroids.

you're a dork

 

[dusty2]

Yo momma's so old. She took her drivers test on a dinosaur.

 

[I.B. Orpheus.]

Yo mamma is such a horny slut.. that when you where being born, she grabbed you by the head and kept pushing you in and out, in and out, in and out.

 

[dusty2]

yo momma's so fat that the bus rode on her!

 

[Lestat]

coldblue1955 knows a few good ones