anybody know any good yo' momma jokes?

[BonerBoy]

lol. that's a good one superdav. How about this one.
Yo momma's so fat. She went on a seafood diet...Whenever she saw food she ate it.

you're a dork

 

[dusty2]

you're a dork

I know you are but what am i?

 

[JerseyDevil]

JD, I suspected as much. Mine were from memory. [/QUOTE

That I dont doubt. Some of the others seemed suspect.

 

[dusty2]

Yo momma's so fat, when she bends over we go into daylight savings time.

 

[HS Lifter]

Mine were from memory also.

 

[dusty2]

yo momma's so fat. She can't even jump to a conclusion.

 

[Bluto]

Yo momma's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.

Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter.

 

[alien amp pharm]

Your momma's so fat they tried to tranquilize her when she was leaving the zoo.

 

[cccp]

your momma is so stupid that she thinks that quarterback is a refund

 

[pure_player]

Your momma's so fat, to have sex, your dad has to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.

Your momma's so fat your dad has to slap her leg and ride the wave in.