anybody know any good yo' momma jokes?

[dusty2]

Yo momma's so fat when she goes to a restaraunt she doesn't get a menu. She gets an estimate.

 

[I.B. Orpheus.]

Yo mama so fat I took her to the movie theater and she was sitting next to EVERYBODY.

Yo mama ass so big that when she shits, it looks like two pigs fightin over a Milk Dud.

Yo mama so black the Police shot at her and the Bullets came back for flashlights.

Your mama so fat she sat on the rainbow and it rained Skittles.

Yo mama teeth so yellow that when she smiles traffic slows down.

Yo mama so stupid I told her it was Chilli outside and the Bitch brought a BOWL

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

I love those insult jokes. Need a little laugh every now & then.

Dust Yo mama's so hairy, she has afros on her nipples!

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Yo mama so fat... when I got done fucking her last night... I had to roll over twice to get off da bitch!!

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Had to let the thread run a bit before I busted out my best one.

 

[rjl296]

yo mommas so desperate, she ll fuck bullit

 

[Deleted member 33117]

rjl, that wasn't funny.... it actually made me feel bad for her....

 

[rjl296]

rjl, that wasn't funny.... it actually made me feel bad for her....

LOL - i know.
thats rock bottom

 

[NoDaddyNo]

Yo momma so fat that she frequently sits on the edge of her bed at night and cries, wishing for a different life that came easily, hating herself for what she has become.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Yo momma so fat that she frequently sits on the edge of her bed at night and cries, wishing for a different life that came easily, hating herself for what she has become.

Ok, that one sucked. Some people just can't tell a joke....