so, by saying "your dog" you really mean you kind of sort of might have walked into your sliding glass door this morning?
come on. tell the truth. you can blame lack of coffee if you need to.
scrappy ass...I wish I could say you were right cause you know I worship you and believe you know it all....however no. But reminded of a time granma walked into the glass sliding door when I was a younin'....poor old lady, I laughed so hard I peed my pants