An Important thing I've learned about WOMEN!!

[The Ranger]

Never...and I mean NEVER feed them Peanut Butter after midnight!!!

Ranger

 

[Bikini Mod]

Surely...A DANGEROUS THING TO DO!!!!

 

[The Ranger]

Well Damn...she shoulda been honest and told me she had false teeth...Now I got a fucking mess on my hands....Shit!!! The things I get myself into sometimes!!!!!

Ranger

 

[Bikini Mod]

See now, you need to bring up your standards darlin'! You've been chasin' THE WRONG breed of female!

 

[Sassy69]

... that's just scary....

 

[The Ranger]

Anyone know how to get peanut butter stains out of carpet, and hair....Jesus, it's hard to keep this gagging chick quite!!!

Ranger

 

[Bikini Mod]

Ummmmmm, I am not too sure about the stains - it's not like I am Fucking Heloise!

But I have read about how to keep a gagging chick quiet on the between the sheets board!

 

[Bikini Mod]

In any event....g'nite darlin'!

Good luck cleanin' up that mess.....now I think I will go make one of MY OWN!

 

[delts2]

LOL @ Bikinimom! Ranger, so I guess what you're saying is.........she got a pretty good protein bump huh?

delts2

 

[WODIN]

Ranger,

From now on make sure they use that Gold Bond stuff.