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Abortion etiquette
- Thread starter -SD-
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nothing, just making idle small talk
Uh oh, did you manage to get yourself in some "trouble"?
Any hows, my opinion on this is that a mans peepee cannot get a chick preg without her vag being involved. Therefor I think that if both parties agree on the services than it should be 50/50.
Any hows, my opinion on this is that a mans peepee cannot get a chick preg without her vag being involved. Therefor I think that if both parties agree on the services than it should be 50/50.
Just do it yourself. Save some money. Times are tough.
cryptosporidium
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a kick in the stomach is always free around here.
or go halfsies!
or go halfsies!
No you're thinkin of nuetered.
The old coat hanger method.
TITCR
CajunSaint
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no abortion
How about you get two pregnant chicks who both want an abortion and setup a fight night type of deal? The two pregnant girls stand in a ring and punch/kick the shit out of each other. You can charge for viewing and both broads end up with an abortion from the beating they received from each other.
Ezekiel
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I could write a book.
I'll abort your fucking teef!
Sure can..And make sure she has had a recent tetanus shot
empirebuilder
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This thread makes me want a Tomato!!!
needtogetarmy
CEO of Project Mayhem
I would sell the kid. There is big money in that. Just sayin'
Toptoon1
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Chivalry is not dead brother. Do the gentlemanly thing. Pay to have this basterd child sucked from this young ladies whom. You can even turn it into a date night. A nice dinner, maybe some candles. Perhaps a movie. Then off to the abortion clinic. If you really want to make it a night to remember you can have a limo chaufer you around. Do remember to be a gentleman and open the doors for her. If you want to make it a movie night at home I would suggest "if these walls could talk"
knock-knock
who's there?
you'll never know!
Cheers!~
knock-knock
who's there?
you'll never know!
Cheers!~
chris302001
Banned
womb
Toptoon1
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What about chaufer Chris did I spell that right? I wasnt sure. Coughassholecough!
A woman and her fetus were walking into a clinic. "I'm scared," said the fetus.
The woman replies: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk out of here alone!"
Toptoon1
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Damn and I though dinner and a movie was expensive.
Prior to the procedure, a fetus is asked about how she feels about abortion.
She replies, "Well, that depends on what stage I am in my career."
I agree completely. We should make you guys pay for all the unwanted bastard children of the world. That should cut you some slack with your savior or something, right?
Pretty sure child support runs quite a bit higher than $500.
This is no shit.
My personal opinion, no more than two kids per person. Abort away, overpopulation is walking up the sidewalk and getting ready to knock on the door.
No more fertility clinics, if your body can't produce one naturaly, guess what, you probably shouldn't. That's life, deal with it.
Natural selection has been thrown out the window a long time ago, now the bloodlines with abnormalities and weekness are allowed to thrive, going to make the human race weak and retarded in the future. Just my .02
Whiskey
chris302001
Banned
thats kinda fucked up.
1) reproductive medicine isnt cheap, so if its not some gimmick like octomom, people seeking reproductive assistance have the money to support their children.
2)do these people not deserve to have a child any less than the mexican, white trash, and negro greasers mooching off society?
Three cheers for abortion!!!
You're right. They'd rather put it as a down payment on a new set of rims, and they do.
Hip hip horray!!!
woooohoooooo!!!
No one "deserves" to have a child.
I really don't get it. If you've got all that money to throw around, why don't you just adopt a kid? Why spend $40k on fertility treatment when you could just buy a baby from some third world country? Wouldn't that be a win win for all?
i will say the motivation is different for different people. its not just about possessing a baby. its about creating a life. so see thats the difference. while adoption meets the desires of some people, it does not meet the needs of those who want to create a life.
chris302001
Banned
because the future of humanity depends on the survival of my genes. And of course you dont get it, you're a cold hearted android of a person who doesnt have the emotional capability to have children. Thats okay too.
there's nothing wrong with fertility clinics. I have two friends who needed one. it worked for one- the other ended up adopting.
sometimes the problem is minor and just a little help is needed.
btw, i think the cost of an abortion should be split unless it was more one person's fault i guess.
sometimes the problem is minor and just a little help is needed.
btw, i think the cost of an abortion should be split unless it was more one person's fault i guess.
with chewy nougat filling
I agree with you, people can say what they will but dealing with the garbage disposal and resource requirements of 8, 10 or more billion people scares the bejebus out of me.
I'm pretty sure I've seen sympathy cards for miscarriages ... and definitely congratulations on your divorce cards ...
I actually went looking for an anniversary card for my ex, y'know "Happy would have been Anniversary! I'm so glad I don't have to look at your miserable face this year ..."
This makes me lol
bakemeacookie
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Whats the goig rate for babies nowadays? $60k? In this economy - may wanna rethink it.
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canadianhitman
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jnevin
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I agree completely. We should make you guys pay for all the unwanted bastard children of the world. That should cut you some slack with your savior or something, right?
Doesn't have anything to do with a savior for some people. I'm not an abortion guy and I don't believe in jebus.
But you got him tattooed on your arm?
Son of a bitch one of you change your avatar!!! 
See, and I believe in Jesus but I dont believe that life starts at conception. Sooooo yeah. Im not totally comfortable saying I'm pro choice but I dont like the idea of making a moral decision for someone else either.
I think the woman should pay 100%. Her body. Her choice.
$300 bucks in Kansas (i thought u meant abortion not child support lol i must have quoted the wrong post)
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Truer words were never spoken
All the fertility clinic is doing, is helping people pass on bad genes. I'm sorry, but it's true.
People wonder why there are so many cases of cancer-autism-deformities, and so on... it is because natural selection has been thrown out the window. Now all the bad genes are allowed to be passed on and then become worse. It is only hurting man kind.
And yes I do realize not all cancer is inherited, BUT, most is. Look up colon cancer, they basically have it down to who brought it to the U.S. back so many years ago. Too bad that guys mom didn't have an abortion.
Whiskey
Ezekiel
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So by that logic; If you ever get cancer or MS etc. we should just kill you and all of your offspring to assure the rest of society that your "bad genes" don't make it into the gene pool?
_Yossarian_
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wtfomgbbq
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shrimp poboy
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Been thru 1/2 a dozen of em they all sucked
So by that logic; If you ever get cancer or MS etc. we should just kill you and all of your offspring to assure the rest of society that your "bad genes" don't make it into the gene pool?
no, just sterilize them that way we get 30-40 yrs of taxes from them..
I was just reminded of a most disconcerting exchange I had once with a chiquitta. After a few rounds of my favorite dance (the lesbo-a-go-go) she said oooh I wish you had a cock right now and I laughed and said I didn't have a condom so we wouldn't be able to use it. To which she replied "oh I never make dudes wear condoms"
Hey thanks for telling me now.
Hey thanks for telling me now.
SD-2
ho's-0
SD picks up the tab 100%. I think financially I still made out a helluva lot better lol.
