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A little humor

chesty

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My buddy, a retired Marine Gunny, couple of wars, capped a couple of bad guys at point blank is my age. He decided he wanted to do a cycle to cut up and gain a little muscle, so I set him up.

I helped him with his first couple of shots, showed him how to do it. Boy is terrified of needles. He turned pale, started sweating and got sick to his stomach, the first time he did it on his own. He is doing better now. Brought back memories of my first time.
 
Ha the mind is a crazy thing and those things we are affraid of make us sick as hell. Funny story.
 
I know. I was laughing my ass off, inside since he needed the encouragement and didn't give up.
 
I was a natural. I jammed that big 18g in and felt like I got high off the inject. Now I use a smaller needle but its still just as fun.
 
I use 20 ga now, im addicted. I look forward to shot day. Especiallynow that my goal is to reclaim my body
 
I used 23 for a while then mostly 21. 20 was available and oil goes in much easier.
 
Oh.. I must be a real bad ass then! x) ''Was that it?''

First time was in the bathroom at a friends place.. Did a shitload of research first though:P
 
Man I still fucking HATE needles. I need my gym spotting buddy to do it for me i cant fucken handle it. Its wack - I was in hospital a few years ago with acute renal failure (allergic reaction to non-steroidal anti inflams) and they had to take my blood levels twice a day. I was fucking sweating and shaking they had to give me a valium in the morning before they did it because I was shitting myself.

Another humerous story.
First time me and my mate jabbed, Did not screw the pin on the barrel hard enough. Friend jabs my glute, and as he presses down the barrel snaps off and all the test goes in his eye! haha i started laughing while he ran past my parents to the bathroom washing his eyes out. Until I looked over my shoulder and saw the pin still in their. Im screaming "Come back!! FUck pull it out! Pull it ouT!'" freaking out. My parents probably thought he was punishing my asshole. Fucking hell 'shudder' just thinking about it now
 
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