A complaint about my balls

[ryno9000]

My god, they just keep shrinking. they are so small I pretty much avoid getting laid because of the tic-tacs that have become my testicles. And, they are kind of in pain a lot of the time. Just a dull mellow ache to say "Hey Jerk...look what you've done to us!" I'm getting some Hcg, and I pray to GOD I recover from this. I really cannot believe how bad it is. Hello everyone, my name is Ryno9000....and I have tiny balls.

 

[dabuffguy]

My god, they just keep shrinking. they are so small I pretty much avoid getting laid because of the tic-tacs that have become my testicles. And, they are kind of in pain a lot of the time. Just a dull mellow ache to say "Hey Jerk...look what you've done to us!" I'm getting some Hcg, and I pray to GOD I recover from this. I really cannot believe how bad it is. Hello everyone, my name is Ryno9000....and I have tiny balls.

HCG is your friend.

 

[lilj888]

hey ryno9000, my name is lilj888 and i also have small balls.

 

[the elite addict]

I do 1 shot of HCG 1000 IU every other week and it keeps them plump. To much HCG and your body will become immune to it.

 

[Bigpimpin10]

HCG works wonders...
happened to me on my second cycle i decided to go with 25mg/of proviron
helped alot..but nothing like HCG.

 

[Cardinal Slin]

I don't know why but my balls never seem to shrink when I am using gear - never but I knwo ym stuff is legit as my body changes too much in to shoort a time frame!

Don;t prevent getting laid - bang them - i doubt they will look at your balls! even if they do - they see the sack not the balls. If they start sucking or feelin them, then that's an issue!

 

[lookinfit75]

There doesn't seem to be a consensus as to what the appropriate frequency of HCG injections is supposed to be. Someone on this thread just 1000 IU's every other week and I've heard 500 IU's every week as well as 250 IU's twice a week. The amount is the same but the frequency is different. That being said, HCG is your friend so get on it. Maybe one of the vets will come on here and clear this up but I've heard 250 IU's X twice a week more often than anything else while still on cycle.
Also, get ALPHA SUSTAIN and rub it on your balls and shoulders asap. That stuff will make your balls grow too.

 

[ryno9000]

Thanks guys, Hcg is soon, I just need some damn $. I should take a picture and post it. I may have the smallest adult balls on Earth right now. Maybe I can make some money in the circus or something: COME SEE THE AMAZINGLY HUGE MAN WITH DINKY LITTLE BALLS! I can hear the cash register now...

 

[ScMc]

the size of tic tacs? seriously?

 

[lilj888]

Thanks guys, Hcg is soon, I just need some damn $. I should take a picture and post it. I may have the smallest adult balls on Earth right now. Maybe I can make some money in the circus or something: COME SEE THE AMAZINGLY HUGE MAN WITH DINKY LITTLE BALLS! I can hear the cash register now...

Post a pic, mine are about the size of a almond in the shell and a little thicker

 

[lookinfit75]

Crap you guys have some tiny balls! How long have you all been on and how many cycles? That shit right there is kinda scary haha: A big man with miniature balls.

 

[littleb]

hcg bro, what is your current cycle and how far into it are you? i have to use hcg during my cycles, as soon as boys start to show signs of shrinking

 

[lilj888]

i think mine just shrunk up from the dbol i just got on been on for a week, im not sure if its the dbols tho. i was on winny and test e but i thought they were fake so i dropped the winny and continued with the test. i still think they are pretty fake.

 

[housemusik83]

i have tiny balls too size of pistachios no kidding! i just placed order of hcg, and my pct is coming up in 2 weeks i hope i get my little ones back!

 

[lilj888]

my balls shrunk last time on dbol, no need for hcg just used nolva and they came right back + i gained some weight from nolva

 

[drsketch]

sorry to hear that bro and I hope you recover. Mine didnt really shrink all that much(thank god)

 

[79steeler]

HCG is inexpensive. Don't be afraid to do 500iu every 3 day's till your balls come back. I've heard of guys doing 2500mgs at once with no problems.

 

[hurricane]

hcg..never tried rubbing sus alpha on my balls .. sounds sexi haha

 

[halfcenturian]

Just rember what Ruth Chris said.....

" Smaller potatoes make the steak look bigger."

 

[lookinfit75]

Just rember what Ruth Chris said.....

" Smaller potatoes make the steak look bigger."

Oh shit!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! .50 Cent is the shit!

Huricane,
I got the idea of marinating the mangerines in Alpha Sustain from Southernlord. The best part is your fruitbasket ends up smelling like salad dressing HAHAHA!

 

[miplank]

ummmm.....You don't fuck with your balls.

 

[hurricane]

dam u guys are mo'in up this thread

 

[Tatyana]

I don't think most women would notice.

If she does:

- tell her you lost them in the war
- tell her it was a rare childhood disease that had them remain the size of a 5 year old
- tell her you had testicle reduction surgery that went terribly wrong

 

[drsketch]

I don't think most women would notice.

If she does:

- tell her you lost them in the war
- tell her it was a rare childhood disease that had them remain the size of a 5 year old
- tell her you had testicle reduction surgery that went terribly wrong

or you ran out of pieces in connect 4 and had to use one of your balls

 

[lookinfit75]

I don't think most women would notice.

If she does:

- tell her you lost them in the war
- tell her it was a rare childhood disease that had them remain the size of a 5 year old
- tell her you had testicle reduction surgery that went terribly wrong

Oh man I don't know about that one HAHAHA.

 

[dark-knight]

Tic Tacs, pistachios and almonds lol. damn this shit would have to keep the kids away from the juice.

 

[housemusik83]

Just rember what Ruth Chris said.....

" Smaller potatoes make the steak look bigger."

lmao!!!

 

[lilj888]

I don't think most women would notice.

If she does:

- tell her you lost them in the war
- tell her it was a rare childhood disease that had them remain the size of a 5 year old
- tell her you had testicle reduction surgery that went terribly wrong

come on u can do better then those excuses.

u can say when i get nervous and really like someone my balls shrink and then she will fly away on her fluttering heart, and then u pound that shit son!!!


that one really wouldnt work either but i find it better then saying u have 5 year old ball syndrome lol

 

[halfcenturian]

Just flip her over, and drill her in the ass!
She won't have a chance to see your BB sized balls.

 

[ironcheif1984]

My balls havnt gotten to much smaller but my sack is shrinking up some am i alone here.

 

[halfcenturian]

HCG.HCG.HCG.HCG.

"Have everything you need to run a cycle from start to finish, including PCT, BEFORE you start your cycle."

 

[lookinfit75]

Just flip her over, and drill her in the ass!
She won't have a chance to see your BB sized balls.

Oh my is that we all have to look forward to? HAHAHA