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BonerBoy
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So my woman tells me that my "bedroom voice" as she calls it (which is the voice I use when I am, shall we say, impassioned?) varies between a bad, even more effiminate Vincent Price impression, to Strong Bad on quaaaludes. I mean, come one! I was so shocked, and I asked her if there were any other times when my tone of voice reminder her of something, she said my "after-sex pillowtalk voice" sounds like Beavis.
I was like, that's it, get out. And then I got out. But still, WTF!?!?!
She did say that it does not interfere with her ability to reach multiple times orgasms during foreplay and sex.
Oh and BTW the Beavis thing, this is how it is: after sex, I am just like lying down, you know, trying to sleep and shit and she is after a while (never at first...I think she wait until I fall asleep) "what are you thinking?" And then I just start trying to give an accurate, streaming-consciousness account of what is really going (or was going) through my head, and I usually go off on a self-deprecating tangent and I guess I just start to giggle or whatever.
I mean, I can accept Beavis, but Vincent Price? I mean at first I was like, he was that cool TV horror movie announcer, that's not so bad, but then you realize how effiminate and ineffectual he sounds. And then you realize that that impression alone can make an otherwise stale comedy sketch funny. And add "even more effiminate" on top of that and you're like, WTF? And then Strong Bad, well, he's cool. I mean, he's the coolest guy around. So, can't really complain there.
Anyway, WYTF!??!
I was like, that's it, get out. And then I got out. But still, WTF!?!?!
She did say that it does not interfere with her ability to reach multiple times orgasms during foreplay and sex.
Oh and BTW the Beavis thing, this is how it is: after sex, I am just like lying down, you know, trying to sleep and shit and she is after a while (never at first...I think she wait until I fall asleep) "what are you thinking?" And then I just start trying to give an accurate, streaming-consciousness account of what is really going (or was going) through my head, and I usually go off on a self-deprecating tangent and I guess I just start to giggle or whatever.
I mean, I can accept Beavis, but Vincent Price? I mean at first I was like, he was that cool TV horror movie announcer, that's not so bad, but then you realize how effiminate and ineffectual he sounds. And then you realize that that impression alone can make an otherwise stale comedy sketch funny. And add "even more effiminate" on top of that and you're like, WTF? And then Strong Bad, well, he's cool. I mean, he's the coolest guy around. So, can't really complain there.
Anyway, WYTF!??!
