Where to slowly put $5000 for emergency savings

[75th]

Essentially.

 

[miplank]

Someone needs to take glads bag of quarters and beat him with it.


Knock some cents into him.

 

[axismundi]

right, because theres no regulatory agencies that oversee commodities. We live in the wild wild west

Um, not a precious metal company but can we say... Enron? If you've never heard of Enron perhaps MCI, or Lehman Brothers?

 

[axismundi]

Someone needs to take glads bag of quarters and beat him with it.


Knock some cents into him.

 

[jemimmamcn1gatr0n]

So basically...


Glad has $200 total to his name

Glad takes $200 and buys silver with it to keep in a bag in his sock drawer for savings/investment

Glad is a retard


That pretty much what's taken place in this thread so far?

Pretty much. But you forgot to add that he'll soon be making $4,000/month from apricot seed sales.

 

[samoth]

Um, not a precious metal company but can we say... Enron? If you've never heard of Enron perhaps MCI, or Lehman Brothers?

So are you arguing the red herring or the slippery slope here?

 

[calveless wonder]

So are you arguing the red herring or the slippery slope here?

Lol basically.

I don't even feel like wasting time typing out everything wrong about those notions.

But it sounds he's in the "gang solves the oil crisis" frame of mind from Always Sunny.

 

[calveless wonder]

We should just eliminate all public trading then and go back to using the barter system. I'll give you two chickens for a big cup of stfu

 

[axismundi]

So are you arguing the red herring or the slippery slope here?

How about all 3 of the companies, especially ENRON, flat out lied to their investors...

 

[samoth]

How about all 3 of the companies, especially ENRON, flat out lied to their investors...

*gets soybean contracts excercised*

*argues CBOT lied about price*

*does not realize there exists MULTIPLE regulatory bodies in this country that regulate DIFFERENT things*

*looks like an idiot*