How many of you here believe in God, but have turned your backs on him? Or have you

[mrplunkey]

Re: How many of you here believe in God, but have turned your backs on him? Or have y

Plunkey your pompadour believes in God, it told me the other day, God even told me you had the most awesome popadour since Buster Poindexter. Your hair and God are on the same page bro.

Outstanding combination of insults and blasphemy. Here's what your book has to say about that:

1 Peter 3:8-12 Finally, all of you, live in harmony with one another; be sympathetic, love as brothers, be compassionate and humble. Do not repay evil with evil or insult with insult, but with blessing, because to this you were called so that you may inherit a blessing. For, "Whoever would love life and see good days must keep his tongue from evil and his lips from deceitful speech. He must turn from evil and do good; he must seek peace and pursue it. For the eyes of the Lord are on the righteous and his ears are attentive to their prayer, but the face of the Lord is against those who do evil."

Leviticus 24:16 anyone who blasphemes the name of the LORD must be put to death. The
entire assembly must stone him. Whether an alien or native-born, when he
blasphemes the Name, he must be put to death.

So now you've got to go outside and bludgeon yourself to death with rocks. Have fun!

 

[Arabian]

Re: How many of you here believe in God, but have turned your backs on him? Or have y

Outstanding combination of insults and blasphemy. Here's what your book has to say about that:



So now you've got to go outside and bludgeon yourself to death with rocks. Have fun!

Lol

 

[iamthatiam]

Re: How many of you here believe in God, but have turned your backs on him? Or have y

I would like to hear that as well, to strengthen my own beliefs,!

Perseverance, don't ever give up!

 

[Strongbow]

Re: How many of you here believe in God, but have turned your backs on him? Or have y

Outstanding combination of insults and blasphemy. Here's what your book has to say about that:



So now you've got to go outside and bludgeon yourself to death with rocks. Have fun!

How did I blasphem the name of God and I said your pompadour was awesome. You are so scorned you cant tell the diffrence between complaments and insults.

 

[miplank]

Re: How many of you here believe in God, but have turned your backs on him? Or have y

Outstanding combination of insults and blasphemy. Here's what your book has to say about that:



So now you've got to go outside and bludgeon yourself to death with rocks. Have fun!

Let he who goes without sin cast the first stone...

 

[miplank]

Re: How many of you here believe in God, but have turned your backs on him? Or have y

I think he's saying you're sinless and are perfect strongbow...

 

[Strongbow]

Re: How many of you here believe in God, but have turned your backs on him? Or have y

I think he's saying you're sinless and are perfect strongbow...

OLOLolololol that's only cause he wishes to touch my circumcised man schlong to his lips.

 

[miplank]

Re: How many of you here believe in God, but have turned your backs on him? Or have y

OLOLolololol that's only cause he wishes to touch my circumcised man schlong to his lips.

is there such thing as a woman schlong?

 

[Strongbow]

Re: How many of you here believe in God, but have turned your backs on him? Or have y

is there such thing as a woman schlong?

Good Point, but I hear there are women with giant clits lurking in the shadows. Or is that just Puddle Monkey?

 

[miplank]

Re: How many of you here believe in God, but have turned your backs on him? Or have y

not sure how you'd tell with that big fat gut hanging down to his knees