Stps to take for 50/50 custody

[DannoMight]

she'll get welfare/food card/wic the kid will get medicaid for the medical purposes and you'll be footing a percent of your wages to her (around 25% possibly that will be her income. what sucks is that you hav to pay for the paternity test even if your not the faja. personally i'd her on maury. find out the real way. plus get a trip to new york.

maybe the kid will be born on april 1 and the april fools joke will be.....

 

[DannoMight]

how is this trollish?

And I WILL get my last name even if she doesnt want the kid to have my last name, that I know 100% sure. But yea she gets to name him, at first she was gonna name him after me and make him a jr. but i dont think thats happening now....

I will have a Primerica mutual fund set up for him before he is born.

I wont need daycare, my parents could have sworn avidavits they can babysit when im not there, they are self employed. My step mom works at home. And money cant be an issue, I make and have more than the mother.

And I know I need a plan a,b,c.....thats why i came here. I honestly believe that my ex wont have any idea that I am doing this, which imo will help me in court when i have a whole stack of papers with a plan for the baby, my schedule and the babys, income papers, and letters of reference. And my ex wont have SHIT, shell just be in court trying to dog me and make me look bad, and ill look professional and supportive of only the babies needs. I think I have a chance

no you won't. if she doesn't want you in the delivery room or in the hospital you won't have a chance to fill out the form and will not have a choice in the matter.

 

[mrplunkey]

lol that is so gay. It should be a priority for her to get a job, because im not a dead beat dad like most ppl in my situation are.

btw what does HTH mean

HTH = Hope this helps

Here's how the system is setup. She won't work and you will. That means she'll get the vast majority of the parenting time. That in turn means she'll get more child support. And *that* means you get to work more, which will give you even less time with the kid. So once you've taken-on another job and are working evenings and weekends, she'll run around bitching to all her friends about how you never spend time with the kid. But that won't be the worst part. The worst part will be the unemployed guy living with her who uses some of your child support payments for beer and cigarettes (oh, and the latest X-box games as well).

HTH!

 

[75th]

The worst part will be the unemployed guy living with her who uses some of your child support payments for beer and cigarettes (oh, and the latest X-box games as well).

Funny thing is that this hypothetical guy and glad would probably get along great under different circumstances.

Also, please video the hearing and post it on here.

 

[the.gladiator1987]

she'll get welfare/food card/wic the kid will get medicaid for the medical purposes and you'll be footing a percent of your wages to her (around 25% possibly that will be her income. what sucks is that you hav to pay for the paternity test even if your not the faja. personally i'd her on maury. find out the real way. plus get a trip to new york.

maybe the kid will be born on april 1 and the april fools joke will be.....

Could I really go to Maury? How would I even begin to try ad do hat?

lol i hope this is all a big joke nro, thatd be the sweetest thing to ever happen in my awesome life. It sucks how she can be such a slob and get all these benefits. her mother has always been on wic/welfare/food stamps and i can see how my ex is gonna be just like her. She also sleeps around and one time even had sex with a friend just to pay rent, god im so gld im out. Its almost worth the child support payments every month to be out ofthat bullshit

 

[the.gladiator1987]

no you won't. if she doesn't want you in the delivery room or in the hospital you won't have a chance to fill out the form and will not have a choice in the matter.

My sister put her last name on the birth cert, the father fought for it and won instantly. Because he was the father, why would the kid not get the fthers last name? I dont have to be there to sign the cert, because i dont know if im the father so thats my reason why i wouldnt sign it in the first place.

So I do have a choice, the kid will most likely always get the dads last name

 

[the.gladiator1987]

Funny thing is that this hypothetical guy and glad would probably get along great under different circumstances.

Also, please video the hearing and post it on here.

i will never get along with a guy that lives with hr fuk that. I will record the haring tho bro

 

[cindylou]

I'm really just hoping this kid isn't yours.....I thought I was havin a rough time...all I have to do is think of you and my perspective changes

 

[the.gladiator1987]

HTH = Hope this helps

Here's how the system is setup. She won't work and you will. That means she'll get the vast majority of the parenting time. That in turn means she'll get more child support. And *that* means you get to work more, which will give you even less time with the kid. So once you've taken-on another job and are working evenings and weekends, she'll run around bitching to all her friends about how you never spend time with the kid. But that won't be the worst part. The worst part will be the unemployed guy living with her who uses some of your child support payments for beer and cigarettes (oh, and the latest X-box games as well).

HTH!

lolol ur fuckin funny bro, i like the sarcasm in ur posts but the fucked up part is that IT's FUCKIN TRUE

I feel more used than a bloody tampon at the end of a girls period

 

[the.gladiator1987]

I'm really just hoping this kid isn't yours.....I thought I was havin a rough time...all I have to do is think of you and my perspective changes

lol

Well yea it definitely sucks but ive always been a positive dude. When I get a speeding ticket i just learn to laugh about it, its not the end of the world like the new fracesca batistelli song

Ppl have it a lot worse than me, which gets me thru what Im going thru. I have a home, i have the ability to go to college, i shower every day and have water, I have a loving family, I have a car and 3 jobs, I have thletic ability, I have a high IQ believe it or not lol, I am sociable and i can listen to ppl with empathy, and believe it or not im thankful for this baby if its mine, God has a reason to place him in my life whether i think its good or not