layinfurtherback approves the above comment!
i'm thinkin of a name change boys!
You sir have admitted to a plot to steal my wife and all my worldly possessions.
Now you are taking a shot at my EF identity. I'm sure you understand this
means war. You will be receiving a package in the next 3 - 5 days. It will not
be an ordinary parcel and it will stink of feces and whiskey and lortab vomit.
That's right, I'm going to fed ex puddlemonkey to your house. He will sleep
naked on your couch and he'll sweat like a pig and the smell with be that of
a burning cat. you'll awake to the sound of him farting and jacking off to
gay shit worship porn. and he'll eat and eat and eat and there will be empty
pill bottles strewn about and poop stains from wet farts and you'll think twice
about fukin with 'ol layinbacks shit again.