well, I think I got my answer, both here and at work.
a. it was freezing in the owner's office today. I said something about it and he said, "i know, my nipples are getting perky". I've worked there for two years and never heard him say that. So i laughed and said, "better you than me." and he said, "uh.. no."
b. My boss saw my hair straightener in my office and picked it up. I said that if he ever wants to straighten his hair, come to me. He said, "what hair?" and chuckled, and then said, "although, I have some other hair that's rather curly that you could straighten."
WTF. too much. too much.