Top 5 myths about sharks

[hanselthecaretaker]

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Some of the most badass creatures on the planet. It'd be exhilarating to swim with a Great White.

 

[nimbus]

agreed

 

[miplank]

sharks only bite when you touch their private parts

 

[Mr. dB]

Sharks invented the number "0" and the decimal point.

 

[Mr. dB]

A shark won't bite you if you kindly ask it not to. You have to use the word "please" though.

They like to be stroked just behind the ears, and just above the tail.

 

[Mr. dB]

Sharks can breathe air, and drive a car.

 

[-Ariel-]

A shark won't bite you if you kindly ask it not to. You have to use the word "please" though.

They like to be stroked just behind the ears, and just above the tail.

LOL
They will verify this on Shark Week, I bet.
Someone remind Stefka Shark Week starts Sunday.

 

[cryptosporidium]

i think sharks are beautiful but there is no other animal out there that provokes as much primordial fear in me.

i also heard that they are christian fundamentalists..

 

[chewyxrage]

amazing creatures that scare the shit outta me

I put them on the level of Grizzlies, you just don't want to see nor fuck with them.

Humans are the ultimate apex predator but around these guys, you run/hide, or shoot.

 

[bakemeacookie]

I dare a shark to come on land and kick my ass. Come on you bitches. I dare ya.

c

 

[nangiggles]

I dare a shark to come on land and kick my ass. Come on you bitches. I dare ya.

c

Lol, ur post reminded me of that Simpson episode where dolphins take over the land xD

 

[nefertiti]

it's been noted here my love of sharks...i might repost some pictures from diving with them when I get home next week.

 

[cryptosporidium]

a few years back i saw a bear while on foot in the mountains (it was blaq, and i was unarmed) and even tho it was sketchy, at least you have a chance on land. in the water theres just about nothing you can do if youre attacked. advantage shark.

 

[swole]

i don't understand what all the hype from shark week is about.

go rent some educational films or sumfin if ur that amazed by sharques

 

[Mr. dB]

i don't understand what all the hype from shark week is about.

go rent some educational films or sumfin if ur that amazed by sharques

Me neither, but the cable network promotes the hell out of it, it must be popular for whatever reason.

 

[b0und]

In Australia sharks can bring down helicopters, airplanes and even spacecraft!

See for yourself:

Sydney Shark on Kongregate

Our sharks fucking rule!!!












b0und (caused a nuclear explosion)

 

[b0und]

Congratulations! You just won the Land Blown Under Badge and 15 points!

b0und (I love my killer sharks)