I damn near killed myself masturbating tonight

[miplank]

chair imploding cock beater!! HAH

loololololololololololololololoolloololloloollool

 

[puddlemonkey]

don't you have a treadmill to be building?

I thought that maybe if I waited long enough it'd build itself.

 

[Cutiebaby]

Lmfao, I was wondering what the chair thread was, now I know..And it's a good one!

Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahhaha

 

[miplank]

I thought that maybe if I waited long enough it'd build itself.

how'd that work out for you?

 

[puddlemonkey]

how'd that work out for you?

Not so well

 

[miplank]

lol

 

[willyb021]

hahahaha dont lie u fell into the pile of laundry and kept whaling away on urself.

 

[jnevin]

Don't temp me! I'm bored, my back hurts, and I can't sleep.

*tempt*


































































*fist pump*

 

[puddlemonkey]

*tempt*


































































*fist pump*

Fuck!!!!!!!

 

[miplank]

lol