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chris302001
Banned
Doode, I fart all the time.....they're not even special anymore....
Short of P, taking a dump in the in the middle of the living room after sex, wait... why would she do that? Got it, she does this in order to preserve the mystery of the relationship. Keeps ya offguard, her dropping a hot, steaming deuce in the living room. She's unpredictable like that. The relationship wisdom I embody, its amazing. I should really write for Cosmo. But, yeah, that might throw me for a tiny loop. I'm pretty sure she couldn't change the way I think about her. -Valued friend- lol
Cardinal Slin
New member
I much prefer the Simpsons!
I was voted homecoming queen. Not king, queen. Don't have time for the story, gotta run to the bank.
Chrisco915
Banned
Quoted for Posterity and they fact it has happened to me:
Brodie: Tell me, did you ever fart in front of her?
T.S. Quint: No, why do you ask?
Brodie: I never farted in front of Renee. Last week, I let one slip and today she dumps me.
T.S. Quint: Renee's not the shallow type. You're not insinuating...
Brodie: She was going down on me at the time.
T.S. Quint: [Retches]
Brodie: What can I say, I was feeling relaxed, when I feel relaxed I squirt.
T.S. Quint: If all she did was dump you, you got off light.
Brodie: Tell me, did you ever fart in front of her?
T.S. Quint: No, why do you ask?
Brodie: I never farted in front of Renee. Last week, I let one slip and today she dumps me.
T.S. Quint: Renee's not the shallow type. You're not insinuating...
Brodie: She was going down on me at the time.
T.S. Quint: [Retches]
Brodie: What can I say, I was feeling relaxed, when I feel relaxed I squirt.
T.S. Quint: If all she did was dump you, you got off light.
I got suspended from highschool my freshman year for getting a bunch of peeps to do that to someone that was despised. Vote him in as queen. My parents being the forward thinkers they are, didn't want me to waste in those 3 days, doing nothing. With golf season coming up, I got in 36 holes a day for 3 days... it was grueling. lol
Sorry, I'm in the campus coffeeshop and just feeling like a smug bastard. Must be the lack of sleep.
Puddles, I would put some serious K that you were popular in highschool, so I know it was a joke that you and your peeps were all in on. This is irrelevant, but your worldview was very different than today. I just remember U dropped this E true hollywood knowledge on me one day. lol
I thought it was hilarious my name made it on the ballot by 'accident'. So did everyone else, I won by a landslide. I had to draw the line though when they wanted me to dress up in drag for a pep assembly.
Yeah my high school days were cake. My brother who was 3 years older paved the way for me, broke school records in track, baseball, etc. Only shitty thing was all my teachers would slip up and call me by his name.
