my most favorite embarassing moment was when...

[stilleto]

I went up to a couple of grocery store stockboys when i couldn't find what aisle the walnuts were in and said, "where would I find your nuts?"

Then *I* cracked up before they did, which made it worse.

 

[Goldprospector]

Did they offer to show you?

 

[stilleto]

Did they offer to show you?

we were all just laughing and I was red.

 

[Goldprospector]

we were all just laughing and I was red.

I'd almost bet that if they were teenagers, then they were probably more red than you.

 

[pdaddy]

I was practicing incerting urinary catheters in a dummy that had changable private parts. Some girls next to me were practicing on the vagina, I was practicing on the penis. So when I finished I simply replied "Do you ladies want the penis?". Everyone stopped what they were doing to point and laugh at my expense.

 

[Smurfy]

^^lol good one Pdad

everything I do i a complete embarassment

 

[biteme]

Several. THe one that comes to mind is once I was at work riding the elevator with a bunch of people. Well, I'm often in my own world and didn't even look at the people around me and I blurted out, "We're gonna overload the weight limit on this thing." Then I looked back to see that the elevator was full of a bunch of fat women going for their afternoon walk. I was slightly embarrassed.

 

[pdaddy]

Several. THe one that comes to mind is once I was at work riding the elevator with a bunch of people. Well, I'm often in my own world and didn't even look at the people around me and I blurted out, "We're gonna overload the weight limit on this thing." Then I looked back to see that the elevator was full of a bunch of fat women going for their afternoon walk. I was slightly embarrassed.

Lol, consider it their pre-walk motivation, you actually helped them out

 

[stilleto]

I was practicing incerting urinary catheters in a dummy that had changable private parts. Some girls next to me were practicing on the vagina, I was practicing on the penis. So when I finished I simply replied "Do you ladies want the penis?". Everyone stopped what they were doing to point and laugh at my expense.

why were you practicing that?
are you a priest?

 

[Smurfy]

I was practicing incerting urinary catheters in a dummy that had changable private parts. Some girls next to me were practicing on the vagina, I was practicing on the penis. So when I finished I simply replied "Do you ladies want the penis?". Everyone stopped what they were doing to point and laugh at my expense.

Well, the fact that you had a raging sweatpants boner probably didnt help much.