I had 6 squad cars at home

[smurf2]

Holy shit you must suck at driving!

 

[gatemoney]

So I got this great new job that required me to get my own car so I'm keeping the HHR and hubby got his own car, we go out to dinner to celebrate a bit (we had NO alcohol) and then we go home, my husband followed behind me all the way home, it was like 4-6 miles away, it was my first time driving both at night and raining so I was driving a bit slow/nervous, once we arrive home 3 squad cars come into my road (I'm the lsat house on a dead end road so clearly they were heading towards us) officer tells me they received a report of a vehicle matching my description having problems staying in their lane and asked me if I had been drinking, I said no and was very compliant, even told him he could test me and then 2 more squad cars arrive they looked at my eyes, tested my vision, I told them that as they can see in my license I'm a damn noob and was just a bit scared to switch lanes and was being a bit slow, they didnt give me any grief and said it was ok that they rather me be cautious than speeding and then they headed on out while a 6th squad car arrived, how mortifying, I'm glad I really dint have a drop to drink

What a mess

Cliff notes, I drive like a noob so someone reported I was maybe drunk and the cops came to my house but all is well cuz I didnt drive I just suck at life.

P.S. Hubby was behind me all the way and said I drove fine but there was a moment in which I hesitated a little changing lanes and went a bit past my lane but nothing serious, also said there was an asshole trying to pass us both but couldnt (I was going speed limit so wasnt that slow) and the same dude followed us home... creeper.

*last

 

[nangiggles]

Holy shit you must suck at driving!

I'm 6 squad's worth bad

 

[-SD-]

Nice noobass life

 

[ChristianDom96]

if i was the cop i would've had u pay me to get out of it

 

[blueta2]

What's cool is, your neighborhood is mindful so had it been a drunk driver, they may have saved a life by calling.

As for you sucking at driving; keep practicing and you will do ok. Takes time to get good

 

[nangiggles]

What's cool is, your neighborhood is mindful so had it been a drunk driver, they may have saved a life by calling.

As for you sucking at driving; keep practicing and you will do ok. Takes time to get good

It is a super safe place, nothing happens anywhere so all cops respond, ironically the guy who reported me was driving while callingso he was the one breaking the law lol

2 summers ago a lady left a dog in her car and there were 4 cop cars lol they must get bored

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[WoodyO]

You live in an old folks neighborhood where New Yorkers go to die.

 

[nangiggles]

You live in an old folks neighborhood where New Yorkers go to die.

Pretty much yeah, lol, my life is so riveting I blend right in

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[redsamurai]

Did he give you some dry anal afterwards?

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