miplank>puddlemonkey v2.0

[miplank]

 

[puddlemonkey]

nice photoshop

 

[miplank]

you know damn well that isn't a photoshop!

 

[miplank]

you're just mad you can't screen shot w/your phone...pwnt!

 

[puddlemonkey]

you mean your phone really looks like that? LOL

 

[miplank]

you mean your phone really looks like that? LOL

yeah, why is that funny?

 

[samoth]

nice photoshop

lol hes so mad u always stylin on his ass

miplank = mad as FUUUCCCCKKK

 

[AFeedz]

Do you two ever stop talking to each other?

 

[PICK3]

ololololol!

 

[just...v]

Do you two ever stop talking to each other?

Girl, the bromances on this forum are more intense than the romances.

 

[miplank]

I talked to strongbow like all day too. Lol

 

[miplank]

Do you two ever stop talking to each other?

You stfu, you talk to people outside ef!

 

[wootoom]

Fuckin joke

 

[just...v]

I talked to strongbow like all day too. Lol

Yea, that's what I'm talking about. I hardly spoke to him.

 

[miplank]

Yea, that's what I'm talking about. I hardly spoke to him.

Bros before hoes

 

[ceo]

You stfu, you talk to people outside ef!

you should see/hear the conversations we have outside of EF bro.

She's a freak!

 

[wootoom]

ya no shit...especially hookers

 

[ortiz34]

Nobody calls me except for Javaguru

 

[wootoom]

who fucking cares

 

[PICK3]

Bros before hoes

ololololol!

 

[ortiz34]

ololololol!

63k posts
holy whore

 

[wootoom]

im 67

 

[miplank]

you should see/hear the conversations we have outside of EF bro.

She's a freak!

Yeah, omega told me.

 

[wootoom]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3I7IdcJDacg

 

[miplank]

63k posts
holy whore

Stfu

 

[wootoom]

bwhahahahahahahaahahahaha

 

[PICK3]

im 67

olololIwillpassyouolol!

 

[AFeedz]

You stfu, you talk to people outside ef!

Lol but the two people I text/call, I barely talk to here if at all.

Its cool. Im happy for your bromance.

 

[just...v]

Bros before hoes

Well in that case.......

 

[miplank]

Pick3 does have a higher posts per day average than woot.


Then again so do I.


You suck woot

 

[AFeedz]

you should see/hear the conversations we have outside of EF bro.

She's a freak!

Lmao. Wtf. We've never spoken outside of EF.

 

[PICK3]

Pick3 does have a higher posts per day average than woot.


Then again so do I.


You suck woot

ololololol!

 

[miplank]

Lol but the two people I text/call, I barely talk to here if at all.

Its cool. Im happy for your bromance.

Yeah, but you're sleeping with them.

 

[PICK3]

Im happy for your bromance.

Mitch+Puds+SB=threesome

 

[AFeedz]

Yeah, but you're sleeping with them.

False.

I swear you consider making up stories about my sex life a hobby. Lol

 

[sterolizer]

Pudz likes to drink his own pee...

 

[samoth]

False.

I swear you consider making up stories about my sex life a hobby. Lol

That's because you're a fucking attention whore. Do you really think anyone here cares about your life?

 

[miplank]

I care!

 

[AFeedz]

That's because you're a fucking attention whore. Do you really think anyone here cares about your life?

I'm an attention whore because Plank makes up fake stories? Lol Yes, that makes perfect sense.

 

[miplank]

I'm an attention whore because Plank makes up fake stories? Lol Yes, that makes perfect sense.

 

[samoth]

I'm an attention whore because

IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU THINK ANYONE CARES ABOUT YOUR LIFE



:therock:

 

[AFeedz]

Samoth, you're making no sense. Lol WTF? Just stop.

 

[ortiz34]

What if he invites you other for another "movie"?

*over

 

[PICK3]

*over

ololololol!

 

[ceo]

Lmao. Wtf. We've never spoken outside of EF.

ouch!

That fucking hurts!

 

[shirlene29]

ceo=omega

 

[ceo]

Nice fuckin repost dipshit

you're sensitive tonight huh buddy?



btw, it's *over

lolol

 

[puddlemonkey]

you're sensitive tonight huh buddy?

he's still bitter about the voting

 

[ceo]

ceo=omega

LOL!

half the poasters here are OMEGA alters shirl.

 

[shirlene29]

wtf...no one fills me in

 

[puddlemonkey]

 

[puddlemonkey]

time for mass deletion

 

[wootoom]

my inbox contains orgasms

 

[zwhit]

LOL!

half the poasters here are OMEGA alters shirl.

 

[wootoom]

wtf...no one fills me in

tell your husband to put out more then!

 

[zwhit]

tell your husband to put out more then!

doesn't she have five kids to feed?

 

[wootoom]

doesn't she have five kids to feed?

prob more...

 

[zwhit]

lolol

I'm goin to stop there because she's suffering from postpartum

 

[wootoom]

im 4 inches dialated right now

 

[Strongbow]

Somebody unbant StrongPlank please

 

[Sub-Zero]

Bros before hoes

and lil bros before big bros

 

[just...v]

So a dude invites a girl over for a movie and she bangs him?

^5! Nice!

Every guy here wants a girl like that, but if one posts in the board they talk shit/look down on her. Hypocrites. Take the fucking stick out of your ass.

I'm with Ceo on this. Women should be held at the same standard as a man. A dude gets tail he's a total stud and chick does it she's looked down upon. That's bullshit.


Hey, I thought that when a guy asked you to his place to watch a movie that was code for "lets fuck". Am I wrong on that?

 

[wootoom]

Somebody unbant StrongPlank please

the guy was a fucking waste of life

 

[AFeedz]

I actually watch the movie first



lol

 

[zwhit]

and then....

 

[wootoom]

and then.....

 

[just...v]

I actually watch the movie first



lol

LOL

Awwww

Poor guy, thinking he's gonna get lucky and having to sit thru a movie.

 

[zwhit]

I actually watch the movie first



lol

what if its a bad movie?

 

[wootoom]

YouTube - ‪Buffalo Bill Goodbye Horses Silence of the Lambs‬‏

 

[zwhit]

YouTube - ‪Buffalo Bill Goodbye Horses Silence of the Lambs‬‏

thats awesome....are you dancing to that right now?

 

[wootoom]

thats awesome....are you dancing to that right now?

Fuck ya man

 

[billfred]

I actually watch the movie first



lol

while fucking?

 

[just...v]

"first"


LMFAO!!!!

 

[AFeedz]

while fucking?

Sounds lame. Does your wife do that?

 

[just...v]

Sounds lame. Does your wife do that?

It depends on the movie, girl.

 

[AFeedz]

Hahahah

 

[billfred]

Sounds lame. Does your wife do that?

No, she is usually sleeping

 

[zwhit]

No, she is usually sleeping

lmao

 

[ceo]

I fuck first, then movie.

Always fuck first. Date later.

 

[ceo]

of course I'm a total whore.

 

[AFeedz]

I fuck first, then movie.

Always fuck first. Date later.

Is the movie you watch after made during? Lol

 

[miplank]

I fuck first, then movie.

Always fuck first. Date later.

do you shower before, after, or both?

 

[-SD-]

i see weve moved beyond the pm circuit to the texting circuit

 

[just...v]

i see weve moved beyond the pm circuit to the texting circuit

Lol this is so true. Now we get on to EF and tell a bitch to answer our effin text or text and tell 'em to answer our PM.

 

[miplank]

lol@nobody answering V's texts or pm's.


PWNT!

 

[ceo]

Is the movie you watch after made during? Lol

It can be.


You wanna come over?

 

[ceo]

do you shower before, after, or both?

as long as she's showered/clean it's all good.

 

[miplank]

as long as she's showered/clean it's all good.

afeedz must be dirty...

 

[nimbus]

I'm with Ceo on this. Women should be held at the same standard as a man. A dude gets tail he's a total stud and chick does it she's looked down upon. That's bullshit.

this double-standard was really important before contraception was invented; nowadays it is slowly being undone.


even so, we still get to set double-standards to a certain extent because we're stronger, smarter, and make more money. When chicks start taking care of me; taking me on awesome dates; and buying me hella shit, i'll say go slut it up - you've earned it

 

[AFeedz]

this double-standard was really important before contraception was invented; nowadays it is slowly being undone.


even so, we still get to set double-standards to a certain extent because we're stronger, smarter, and make more money. When chicks start taking care of me; taking me on awesome dates; and buying me hella shit, i'll say go slut it up - you've earned it

Lmao.

 

[miplank]

you haven't earned it yet feedz, now stfu.

 

[AFeedz]

I'm don't want to earn it.

I'd rather have a small number. That being said, I expect a guy to pay for the first date, maybe two, but after that I'm pretty much 50/50 on everything. I don't agree with leaving all the financial responsibility up to the guy.

 

[miplank]

I'm don't want to earn it.

I'd rather have a small number. That being said, I expect a guy to pay for the first date, maybe two, but after that I'm pretty much 50/50 on everything. I don't agree with leaving all the financial responsibility up to the guy.

*I


The guy expects you to put out on the first date too



also, is it okay if the guy takes you on a first date he has taken ever other bish on?

 

[AFeedz]

*I


The guy expects you to put out on the first date too



also, is it okay if the guy takes you on a first date he has taken ever other bish on?

*every

And very funny.

 

[miplank]

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!

 

[miplank]

i'd pry take you to Red Lobster and let you order the seafood scampi or something.


You know...keep it classy.

 

[PICK3]

i'd pry take you to Red Lobster and let you order the seafood scampi or something.


You know...keep it classy.

Red Lobster tastes like ass

 

[AFeedz]

Red Lobster tastes like ass

I have a feeling that's not just a figure of speech coming from you.

 

[miplank]

pick3 is an expert in man ass

 

[ceo]

When chicks start taking care of me; taking me on awesome dates; and buying me hella shit, i'll say go slut it up - you've earned it

I been there for years bro. What's taking you so long?