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i was born with a micro penis


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    i was born with a micro penis

    i will never know the feeling of sliding a cock deep inside a woman to make her moan.

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    Re: i was born with a micro penis

    cool story, I felt like I was there with a magnifying glass.

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    Re: i was born with a micro penis

    I have to wear Magnum condoms.

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    Re: i was born with a micro penis

    This has never happened ^^^

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    Re: i was born with a micro penis

    Quote Quote posted by iamthatiam View Post
    I have to wear Magnum condoms.
    You have a dickdo. Your belly sticks out further than yo dick do.

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    Re: i was born with a micro penis

    Quote Quote posted by nangiggles View Post
    This has never happened ^^^
    All the time fatty.

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    Re: i was born with a micro penis

    Quote Quote posted by iamthatiam View Post
    All the time fatty.
    Calling a fat chick fat isn't an insult, it's just stating the obvious...

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    Re: i was born with a micro penis

    Micropenis is not a diagnosis one would recieve at birth.

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    Re: i was born with a micro penis

    Quote Quote posted by iamthatiam View Post
    I have to wear Magnum condoms...with a big ass knot tied in the end.
    i haven't used a condom for like 23 years

    oh and...fixed

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    Re: i was born with a micro penis

    lolol

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