Your Most Awkward Relationship Moment

[tonyroma]

Great thread Java...

Awkward Relationship Moments...

I am so gonna want to shoot myself after I post this but here goes...kinda goes along with TonyRomas thread in BTS... When I was married, I had a Chihuahua that slept in the bed with us. The lights were off, room was pitch black, dog was black too...under the sheets, naked, dog licking me down there...turned on light, threw dog out of bed, been teased and ragged about this for well over 10 years. Dog never slept in my bed again.

Dogs must be attracted to pussy juice or sumpthin...

 

[feisty11975]

Dogs must be attracted to pussy juice or sumpthin...

hell I dunno but I freaked out. I was screaming. Was not expecting that. hahaha

 

[theoak01]

you liked it dont lie

 

[theoak01]

i bet you also made your ex spend alot of time with said dog to learn its tricks

 

[heatherrae]

Great thread Java...

Awkward Relationship Moments...

I am so gonna want to shoot myself after I post this but here goes...kinda goes along with TonyRomas thread in BTS... When I was married, I had a Chihuahua that slept in the bed with us. The lights were off, room was pitch black, dog was black too...under the sheets, naked, dog licking me down there...turned on light, threw dog out of bed, been teased and ragged about this for well over 10 years. Dog never slept in my bed again.

I'm trading my yorkie in for a chihuahua...lol. He sleeps with me every night and hasn't earned his keep yet.

 

[FriendlyCanadian]

I'm trading my yorkie in for a chihuahua...lol. He sleeps with me every night and hasn't earned his keep yet.

it's disturbing that you would trade your beloved pet to do something that a simple spoonful of peanutbutter could accomplish, hah.

just kidding, it's still overly disturbing.

 

[ksharp01]

Great thread Java...

Awkward Relationship Moments...

I am so gonna want to shoot myself after I post this but here goes...kinda goes along with TonyRomas thread in BTS... When I was married, I had a Chihuahua that slept in the bed with us. The lights were off, room was pitch black, dog was black too...under the sheets, naked, dog licking me down there...turned on light, threw dog out of bed, been teased and ragged about this for well over 10 years. Dog never slept in my bed again.

my chihuahua loves to lick as well.....mine does sleep with me but she has to be between the sheet and quilt. lol

 

[feisty11975]

oak...hell no! Did not like it. When I kicked him out the bed, I think he hit the wall. lol

HR---YOU ARE FUCKING SICK! tee hee

Ksharp--yeah right!

 

[MichaelScott]

how long was he down there before u figured it out, minutes, seconds.

 

[feisty11975]

how long was he down there before u figured it out, minutes, seconds.

Immediately! lmao @ minutes.