Your Most Awkward Relationship Moment

[javaguru]

Or on the phone:
Stefka's bf: Goonight, I love you
Stefka: Um yeah ok bye
Stefka hangs up quickly

That's a kick in the nuts...lol. Was he man enough to break up right afterward?

 

[all the whey]

My girlfriend dumped me on the day I met her parents. We were supposed to have dinner, and I forgot to bring my entree. She let me have it right infront of the whole family. Even her grandma and her slow uncle Bob!

 

[Stefka]

That's a kick in the nuts...lol. Was he man enough to break up right afterward?

Of course not. Most men find my fear of commitment adorable.

 

[theoak01]

id say I was 17 dating this girl,we had been together a few months and she was blowing me,and as I came I let out the nastiest fart ever to come from my butthole,I swear i felt my balls move,that girl didnt miss a beat kept sucking away, after she made jokes about it.

that girl kept right on sucking for 3.5 years,but she was wacko

 

[javaguru]

Of course not. Most men find my fear of commitment adorable.

I have way too much pride for that.

 

[Stefka]

I have way too much pride for that.

You say that now. In a few weeks you will have forgotten what pride is.

 

[all the whey]

I had an awkward moment when I had to go home and tell my girlfriend I lost her in a card game.

 

[javaguru]

You say that now. In a few weeks you will have forgotten what pride is.

Whatever female.....I have have 35 years of pride to back me up. I'll cut off my nose to spite my face. I'm not really kidding about that.....

 

[all the whey]

I used to date Needto's wife's friend. But, they didn't like the joke I played on their kid at his birthday party.

 

[heatherrae]

I once had a date show up on Saturday night, and I thought we were scheduled to get together the following Saturday night. I had a different date in the shower!