You know you have a juice problem when ...

[BOOEY]

... you start planning your next cycle during your current one.

Add!

 

[DiamondCutCows]

... you start planning your next cycle during your current one.

Add!

You start planning your fourth cycle the day you start your 2nd.






Guilty.

 

[glennds]

when you go to your doc and fess up your AAS use after your blood pressure, liver enzymes, and cholesterol level are all elevated at the end of your cycle, and already contemplating what your NEXT cycle will consist of.

 

[MUSTANG_18]

I am all of the above

M18

 

[help4john]

.....you're hammering a chick doggie style, have a protein shake in one hand and a baked chicken in the other, listening to party favorites, watching porno, screaming at your neighbor...at the same time whilst thinking of your next Winny injection site and wondering whether you need to order more needles.

 

[Mythicalbeing]

....All you think about is hitting 600 on the flat bench, remembering to eat every three hours, and always wondering if you have enough pinz to finish.

 

[toxicsambo]

...you windex your collection of amps saved from every cycle you ever done and dust off all the boxes they came in.

 

[JollyJuicer]

your forum name pertains to juice

 

[TheAssholeFomerlyKnownAsDBBT]

you don't want to stop your first cycle

 

[outset2]

.....you're hammering a chick doggie style, have a protein shake in one hand and a baked chicken in the other, listening to party favorites, watching porno, screaming at your neighbor...at the same time whilst thinking of your next Winny injection site and wondering whether you need to order more needles.

LOL!!!

 

[Outtlaw]

.... 3grams just doesnt cut it anymore.

 

[Paulo]

You find yourself bare-assed in a bathroom stall with Mark McGuire and a syringe full of test.

 

[chyllaxyn]

You bought a digital camera so you could post pic's of your gear.

oh, and an occasional shot of yourself taken in the mirror.

 

[quadkilla31]

...you windex your collection of amps saved from every cycle you ever done and dust off all the boxes they came in.

I have every amp and bottle i have ever taken in a 5 plus 1 whey protein jug. It's almost full.

 

[toxicsambo]

I have every amp and bottle i have ever taken in a 5 plus 1 whey protein jug. It's almost full.

HAHA, sweet bro. I used to keep the boxes. It's like having a certificate of authenticity. K for U.

 

[Zell959]

When you scream at the top of your lungs to a misinformed friend that roid rage is a myth and competly miss the irony of the situation.

 

[riverrock]

You fool yourself into thinking that everyone else gets water retention except you!

 

[Güclü_oglan]

when you count the calories of the injects

 

[Diggerman]

You think your special because the voices only talk to you!!!

 

[gimp]

your wife injects you with test and you consider it foreplay

 

[wellbilt]

lmfao funny thread
you stocked up enough gear for 4-5 more cycles lol.

 

[shawnerk]

rather spend your cash on gear, than spend it taking out that hot girl in your office you have been trying to get a date with... cuz you figure she'll be beggin for it after just one more 10 weeker.

 

[hungryman]

Your 4 y/o son says: "daddy i want some juice" and you have to think for a brief min before it occurs to you that hes talking about apple juice.

 

[wls8687]

When you'r box of Oreganon test sleeps in you'r childs room, and you'r child at customs services.

 

[TraxZBT]

When you tell your doc that you want to administer your flu shot, not him.

 

[n1tro]

You bust open an amp of sust pour it on your cock and jerk off with it.

 

[growthspurt]

Your balls are gone and your shirts don't fit!

 

[silverbackn]

You fool yourself into thinking that everyone else gets water retention except you!

Now that is funny!!!!!!!!

 

[androjunkie]

You continue juicing even though you have kidney problems.

 

[Maxmuscle31]

No Shit I Think Every One Of Us Is Guilty Of That Shit. !!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Maxmuscle31]

No Shit, I Think That All Of Us Are Guilty Of This.!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Gooseman]

when u dont dream of the land of milk & honey, but of the land where there are rivers of Sust and Hills of Var

 

[Advisor_x]

Your gym T-shit reads on the back "I love Test"

 

[turbogreek]

...when you get laid off on monday...register for unemployment on wednesday...and patiently wait for your unemployment check to come the following week only to order you next cycle. thats where my priorities are! LMFAO!

 

[Snarf]

when you realize you have probably injected yourself more times than your doctor has injected all of his patients combined.

 

[Makavelli]

You're doctor tells you he needs to run a test and you recommend QV Cyp!

 

[Advisor_x]

You get glued to the computer reading posts at Elitefitness all day long,

 

[glennds]

You're doctor tells you he needs to run a test and you recommend QV Cyp!

a regular comedian!

 

[Maxmuscle31]

I Have The Very Same Problem Mabey This Is A Epidemic!!!! Haaaa

 

[a-f-x]

one of the best threads. ever.

 

[BIGCANNONS]

LOL!!![/ CAN I GETTA HELL YEA!!!!

 

[sweed]

.... thinking of your 3rd when you havn't even started your first!!

 

[BuffNuts]

.....you're hammering a chick doggie style, have a protein shake in one hand and a baked chicken in the other, listening to party favorites, watching porno, screaming at your neighbor...at the same time whilst thinking of your next Winny injection site and wondering whether you need to order more needles.

LMAO!

I couldn't have said it better...I was abotu to but you just took it right out of my mind...

 

[Judo Tom]

when your gas tank is always on empty but somehow you are running a primo/var cycle with 6ius of growth

 

[bluetwistedsteel67]

.....you're hammering a chick doggie style, have a protein shake in one hand and a baked chicken in the other, listening to party favorites, watching porno, screaming at your neighbor...at the same time whilst thinking of your next Winny injection site and wondering whether you need to order more needles.

Now that's funny!

 

[ryan04]

You can no longer scratch the back of your shoulders w/ your hands

You notice people that you know and don't know are always apologizing to you for the slightest infractions

 

[chyllaxyn]

your wife injects you with test and you consider it foreplay

That is so-o-o-o messed up bro !


...i thought i was the only one, , ,

 

[slat1]

Some of my favorites I have noticed:
1. When someone says "that guy is huge" to which you reply "he's on shit year round".. and so are you!
2. When someone asks you how many cycle you do a year and you reply "one"... not saying its one that consists of the WHOLE year.
3. When you mentally consider you natural body weight to be the heaviest you have ever been while on (and can't figure out why you are so skinny when off)
4. When a girl asks you if you have ever done AAS. You say "no".. she says "are you sure?" and your only comeback is "go ahead grab my balls... their all there... do it.. go ahead" (my apologies to saying that to my buddies girlfriend infront of him)

 

[slat1]

Oh yeah... When you tell yourself that you are finally happy with the way you look... and you might never cycle again. Yet you continue to order enought HCG and Clomid to cycle on and off until your 60. Not to mention you have the worlds largest tool box and you can't fix a damn thing!

 

[Makavelli]

Oh yeah... When you tell yourself that you are finally happy with the way you look... and you might never cycle again. Yet you continue to order enought HCG and Clomid to cycle on and off until your 60. Not to mention you have the worlds largest tool box and you can't fix a damn thing!

LMAO!

 

[fugetaboutit]

When you start a thread "you know you have a juice problem when....."

 

[Bigdogmikey]

When your not a pro and you dont come off for years

 

[Muscle Mafia]

your wife injects you with test and you consider it foreplay

That says it all. "hey when you're done shooting that, get on the bed!"

 

[BOOEY]

your history professor says you're going to be having a TEST next week, and you pop a boner.

 

[Guvna]

...you windex your collection of amps saved from every cycle you ever done and dust off all the boxes they came in.

LOL




..when you buy 200 grams of enth and base, just in case the market runs dry. and no, you arent sharing any, this may have to last you the rest of your life.

 

[Apexx]

I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING PROBLEM!!

 

[turbogreek]

bump for a good laugh

 

[jacked clown]

Bumb for a even greater laugh

 

[KayKo]

When you throw your friend a bottle of ECA and you hear a vial of test e break inside of it against the other vials....

 

[SgtSlaughter]

when... You'd rather chat online about cycles, lifting, and eating instead of walking your dog.... and you begin to smell a strong hint of shit waffting from the other room!

Bump, on the hilarious thread... cracks me the hell up!! K to the starter and good posts!

- SLAUGHTER

 

[bicepts101]

...when u cant reach around to stick ur ass u have to confess to ur wife u use cause its the only way to get ur injections. now ur divorced living with your 280lbs freak of a best friend...

awsome thread!!!LMAO

 

[turbogreek]

...when u cant reach around to stick ur ass u have to confess to ur wife u use cause its the only way to get ur injections. now ur divorced living with your 280lbs freak of a best friend...

awsome thread!!!LMAO

lmaoooooooooooooo


good one bicepts

 

[Bruce]

i think once you look forward to sticking a one inch needle in your ass you have a problem. better go load up

 

[bicepts101]

i think once you look forward to sticking a one inch needle in your ass you have a problem. better go load up

bro no lie i look forward to every single injection...i just love em

 

[hankes64]

When the only time you have used alcohol, it was mixed with M1T

 

[RADAR]

When you hear the painters painting your house say we need more primer,you automatically think primo

RADAR

 

[iron22]

When you all of a sudden own a farm and your dogs/cows/horses have an obscure illness from madagascar your vet has never even heard of, only known cure is EQ, winstrol cheque drops and fina!


Been there done that.

several times

 

[02gixxersix2]

10 week cycles always seem to last 6 months.

 

[Ofcfriendly]

when you're in week 50 of your first cycle.

 

[buffer1]

... you start planning your next cycle during your current one.

Add!

thats not called a problem,thats called thinking in advance

 

[hammercurls]

when you fight with people about recieving international packages from the other side of the planet in 4 days, they disagree, i chuckle

 

[little chris]

When people ask you what you take and you start laughing midway through saying creatine and glutamine.

When people can't understand how you can actually gain size and strength while only consuming 1500 calories p/d

 

[wirednutz]

when you count the calories of the injects

ROTFLMAO!!!

 

[LVTitan]

when you have to make up lies about going to the beach to explain why you are always so bright red all the time.

 

[Super_Stacked_Pimp]

You need to have the front door to your house expanded because your shoulders are too big to walk through.

When you need five people to wheel you to a bench press machine.

When someone asks you "Do you want some juice?" You automatically think they've found out your secret and your face turns red until you realize they are talking about orange juice.

 

[jaybois]

You have to take a shower after every shit because you can"t wipe your own ass.

 

[MTS]

when your injection sites become hard as a rock and you cant inject there anymore

 

[GUESS]

.....you're hammering a chick doggie style, have a protein shake in one hand and a baked chicken in the other, listening to party favorites, watching porno, screaming at your neighbor...at the same time whilst thinking of your next Winny injection site and wondering whether you need to order more needles.

You can't be serious! How did you know?! That happened to me just last week!

Just jokin'

Good one though. lmfao!

 

[Its All Genetics]

... you start planning your next cycle during your current one.

Add!

u think steroids are the best drug in the world.....but they are soo its alll goooooddd!!!!!!!!

 

[blackbird]

When you set the sound effects of your computer to the sound of an amp cracking open. ( there has to be a way to do that )

 

[mendo]

When watching Breaking Bonaduce gives you roid rage.

 

[wayneboard1]

you drink your morning coffee out of an amp shaped coffee mug.

 

[surferstar]

You get glued to the computer reading posts at Elitefitness all day long,

LOL so sad, but so true!

 

[surferstar]

You know your not the only one with a juice problem when this is one of the most popular threads and there's 82 posts with members all talking about their juice problems. lmao

 

[wayneboard1]

When you spend all day posting every 1.3 minutes to get some IGF.

What kind of loser would do that?!

 

[wayneboard1]

Your 4 y/o son says: "daddy i want some juice" and you have to think for a brief min before it occurs to you that hes talking about apple juice.

LMAO

 

[wayneboard1]

When you have looked around your house specifically for items to sell so you can buy gear. I haven't done that...I heard about a guy that did.

 

[surferstar]

When you can't wait to get the deposits on your championship pitbull puppies to get some juice, lmao. Shhhh. don't tell my fiance

 

[wayneboard1]

When you can't wait to get the deposits on your championship pitbull puppies to get some juice, lmao. Shhhh. don't tell my fiance

Cool....so per our PM discussion ther othe day when will the next little b ready so I can get my puppy? It's cool of you to hook me up for free bro. right on! K to you!

 

[surferstar]

Cool....so per our PM discussion ther othe day when will the next little b ready so I can get my puppy? It's cool of you to hook me up for free bro. right on! K to you!

LOL and i will accept gear for deposits.

 

[wayneboard1]

LOL and i will accept gear for deposits.

Coo. I have some "oil" with your name on it! Just tell me where to send it wand when can I pick up my dog?

 

[gettnlarge01]

the last time you came off CARTER was president!!!!!!!!

 

[surferstar]

Coo. I have some "oil" with your name on it! Just tell me where to send it wand when can I pick up my dog?

Taking "deposits" in 2 weeks and they can be picked up right b4 Xmas. i send you some pix in your email lol.

 

[wayneboard1]

Taking "deposits" in 2 weeks and they can be picked up right b4 Xmas. i send you some pix in your email lol.

Cool, I will send you some pics of my gear. It is top quality oil. It's a new UG lab called WESSON UG

 

[jesterds]

When you cant get it up and are happy about it!

 

[swolenole]

when you turn down an all expense paid two week vacation to Costa Rica because your mid cycle.

 

[landser]

When u have to adjust your diet, beacuse the amount of fatty acids from all the oil based gear is adding too many calories.

 

[gettinripped]

when you havent even done your first cycle yet and you've ordered enough gear to last for the next 2 years.