You need to have the front door to your house expanded because your shoulders are too big to walk through.
When you need five people to wheel you to a bench press machine.
When someone asks you "Do you want some juice?" You automatically think they've found out your secret and your face turns red until you realize they are talking about orange juice.
.....you're hammering a chick doggie style, have a protein shake in one hand and a baked chicken in the other, listening to party favorites, watching porno, screaming at your neighbor...at the same time whilst thinking of your next Winny injection site and wondering whether you need to order more needles.