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You ever drive off without hanging up the gas pump before?(PICS)

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What a high blood pressure day mine was This morning FUCK!!I go to start my day tired as fuck and still sore from banging up that 6'2" monster For 5 hrs on Sat night and Now Im hearing for the first time from the Girl in Miss that she has to fire an Employee for making non stop romantic advances towards her and Tiptoed around the details. So im yelling and bitching Whatever!Im done chasing and now im replacing her right as we speak.I get in my truck and smell weed and remember that i have a 1/2 of a cryp blunt in my ash tray so I say WTF It cant hurt and light that bitch up about the 3rd toke before i was gonna put it out I get an order from that dumb customer who plugged the gdm-45 merchandisers into the wrong outlet For a Wok range.Now I gotta call TOWN(the wok range company)And while im doing this I pay for 30.00 in gas put the pump in start pumping and continue with my converstation while my truck is running.What size Burners?What size ring?How many holes?All kind of BS i need to find out so I look down see that i have gas and forget that the pump is still in the tank and drive off and here a blunt(Thud)I arrive at my customers a 1/2 hr later and notice the tank door open and I'm Like you gotta be kidding me?
 
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Dont ever under estimate a cryp blunt at 8am woahhhhhhhhhh
 
Angel said:
lol, I have never done that before. Amazingly!
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Ive actually paid for gas before got sidetracked with a call and drove off BEFORE pumping only to notice i was out of gas 2 miles down the road(But i havent done this in a few years)
 
shrimp poboy said:
Ive actually paid for gas before got sidetracked with a call and drove off BEFORE pumping only to notice i was out of gas 2 miles down the road(But i havent done this in a few years)
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I have def done that in the past..I also am most notorious for leaving stuff on my roof top while driving off...I need to buckle the kids and such so I put stuff on top of the sun roof. Then I go and drive off. Hahahaha all the damn time!

Though no way I can drive off while pumping because it is now to the point where i refuse to pump my own damn gas!
 
Angel said:
I have def done that in the past..I also am most notorious for leaving stuff on my roof top while driving off...I need to buckle the kids and such so I put stuff on top of the sun roof. Then I go and drive off. Hahahaha all the damn time!

Though no way I can drive off while pumping because it is now to the point where i refuse to pump my own damn gas!
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I drove off with a 2 day old HP lap top on my roof before.
 
shrimp poboy said:
I drove off with a 2 day old HP lap top on my roof before.
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Shit dude..I have never done that!

drove off and left his wallet in a shopping cart once. lol

Most I put on the roof are my coffee's, and other random things that can easily be replaced.
 
Angel said:
Shit dude..I have never done that!

drove off and left his wallet in a shopping cart once. lol

Most I put on the roof are my coffee's, and other random things that can easily be replaced.
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How about driving off with out emptying the grocery cart all the way?
 
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I haven't... but...

I was at a gas station once and there was a lady (who else?) talking up big shit on her cell phone nonstop. She was pumping gas and walking around mouthing into the phone nonstop. She got in her car with the hose still in the gas tank and started up, about to drive off. I knocked on her window and she waved me away like I was some homeless beggar. (WTF?? bitch) I kept knocking and made a thumb/fore finger sign like a gun and pointed it at her and then point across the car towards her gas tank.

I can only assume she took it to mean "I got a gun and get your ass over in the passenger seat". Bitch floored that car and shot out of that gas station onto Dixie Highway right into the side of county work truck T-Boning them. Hose was ripped out of the tank and laying on the ground. thank god for auto cut off. the store attendant was running out there going crazy.

I calmly got in my car and drove out the opposite way. fuck that bitch.
 
AAP said:
I haven't... but...

I was at a gas station once and there was a lady (who else?) talking up big shit on her cell phone nonstop. She was pumping gas and walking around mouthing into the phone nonstop. She got in her car with the hose still in the gas tank and started up, about to drive off. I knocked on her window and she waved me away like I was some homeless beggar. (WTF?? bitch) I kept knocking and made a thumb/fore finger sign like a gun and pointed it at her and then point across the car towards her gas tank.

I can only assume she took it to mean "I got a gun and get your ass over in the passenger seat". Bitch floored that car and shot out of that gas station onto Dixie Highway right into the side of county work truck T-Boning them. Hose was ripped out of the tank and laying on the ground. thank god for auto cut off. the store attendant was running out there going crazy.

I calmly got in my car and drove out the opposite way. fuck that bitch.
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See it happens
 
shrimp poboy said:
You better put 50,000 btus's on the bottom of that burner to keep up with me.
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Fuck the brain cells, ride that slippery ass slope right to the end of the line, huh? Good luck with that :supercool
 
I did that right after I'd gotten my license and it was one of those old independent stations without the new breakaway hoses with the disconnect feature. Ripped the hose apart.
 
RottenWillow said:
I did that right after I'd gotten my license and it was one of those old independent stations without the new breakaway hoses with the disconnect feature. Ripped the hose apart.
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Nice!!!I did it 21 yrs after i got my license
 
shrimp poboy said:
Nice!!!I did it 21 yrs after i got my license
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I have done it. I was driving my wife's car and the gas cap was on the passenger side. Started the pump, went inside the store for a coffee came out, started car, drove off and watched the hose rip out of the pump. Fortunately they had the break-away hose.

I did something way dumber than that about 20 yrs ago working in the oilfield. I was at a self-service key pump (one where you had a key that you used to open your account - no attendant no station). I was wearing a big pair of cover-alls with big pockets and was playing around with a lighter I had in my pocket.

Next thing you know, I was covered in flames from lighting the gas fumes. Scared the shit out of me!!!
 
billfred said:
I have done it. I was driving my wife's car and the gas cap was on the passenger side. Started the pump, went inside the store for a coffee came out, started car, drove off and watched the hose rip out of the pump. Fortunately they had the break-away hose.

I did something way dumber than that about 20 yrs ago working in the oilfield. I was at a self-service key pump (one where you had a key that you used to open your account - no attendant no station). I was wearing a big pair of cover-alls with big pockets and was playing around with a lighter I had in my pocket.

Next thing you know, I was covered in flames from lighting the gas fumes. Scared the shit out of me!!!
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oh fuck
 
billfred said:
I have done it. I was driving my wife's car and the gas cap was on the passenger side. Started the pump, went inside the store for a coffee came out, started car, drove off and watched the hose rip out of the pump. Fortunately they had the break-away hose.

I did something way dumber than that about 20 yrs ago working in the oilfield. I was at a self-service key pump (one where you had a key that you used to open your account - no attendant no station). I was wearing a big pair of cover-alls with big pockets and was playing around with a lighter I had in my pocket.

Next thing you know, I was covered in flames from lighting the gas fumes. Scared the shit out of me!!!
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lololoololololololo
 
I put the gas nozzle in my car once and was just hanging out next to the car letting it pump away on auto lock..... this lady kept honking her horn at me and screaming out of the window and I am like WTF is this B*tch's problem? So I ignore her but I hear the sound of water running... I don't think anything of it, like someone is just pouring something onto the concrete.... I keep hearing it so I look down and there was something wrong with the "click" mechanism on the nozzle so it never stopped and just over flowed all over the place. About 4 gallons if not more.... the more irritating part was this was when gas was $4.40/gallon. I went in to pay (and to bitch) and they just didn't care and went to throw cleaner on it.... I have a feeling this isn't the first time I happened....
 
Melaina said:
I put the gas nozzle in my car once and was just hanging out next to the car letting it pump away on auto lock..... this lady kept honking her horn at me and screaming out of the window and I am like WTF is this B*tch's problem? So I ignore her but I hear the sound of water running... I don't think anything of it, like someone is just pouring something onto the concrete.... I keep hearing it so I look down and there was something wrong with the "click" mechanism on the nozzle so it never stopped and just over flowed all over the place. About 4 gallons if not more.... the more irritating part was this was when gas was $4.40/gallon. I went in to pay (and to bitch) and they just didn't care and went to throw cleaner on it.... I have a feeling this isn't the first time I happened....
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LOL thats incredible just think if someone dropped a cig
 
I have paid for gas ONCE and not pumped it....like not even on the phone or anything just got in my car and drove off... I get like 4 miles down the road look at my guage and go....man im a dumb bitch
too humilitaed to go back, got gas at the next gas station

on the note of driving off with shit on the roof
we come back from getting ice cream with the baby, greg hands me his wallet to pay while hes playing with the baby...i pay hand it back..
we get home he says...wheres my wallet
wadya mean? you had it
argument ensues...
I say well you better fuckin find it the corporate amex is in there!!!! (in review of there polciy not a big deal but I flipped at the time) Im thinkin someone gonna go right to that bitches limit in like 4 minutes
we look everywhere, cant find it (the wallet) yard car, house...everything
I say, go back to the ice cream place see if anyone turned it in (yeah right)
he drives back down to the place , about 6 miles one way
he comes back, dejected, well call the cc companies cancel the cards etc
Im kinda bummed leanin against the at the time cherokee....turn my head...
its stuck in the roof rack! for 18 miles roughly...lol
he'd lose his fricken head if it wasnt attached, and the dude tests/designs missiles...were all doomed
nuts
 
shirlene29 said:
I have paid for gas ONCE and not pumped it....like not even on the phone or anything just got in my car and drove off... I get like 4 miles down the road look at my guage and go....man im a dumb bitch
too humilitaed to go back, got gas at the next gas station

on the note of driving off with shit on the roof
we come back from getting ice cream with the baby, greg hands me his wallet to pay while hes playing with the baby...i pay hand it back..
we get home he says...wheres my wallet
wadya mean? you had it
argument ensues...
I say well you better fuckin find it the corporate amex is in there!!!! (in review of there polciy not a big deal but I flipped at the time) Im thinkin someone gonna go right to that bitches limit in like 4 minutes
we look everywhere, cant find it (the wallet) yard car, house...everything
I say, go back to the ice cream place see if anyone turned it in (yeah right)
he drives back down to the place , about 6 miles one way
he comes back, dejected, well call the cc companies cancel the cards etc
Im kinda bummed leanin against the at the time cherokee....turn my head...
its stuck in the roof rack! for 18 miles roughly...lol
he'd lose his fricken head if it wasnt attached, and the dude tests/designs missiles...were all doomed
nuts
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At first i thought you were gonna say you left the baby on the roof.
 
shrimp poboy said:
LOL im guessing this is insulting?
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Actually, no. I'm telling you to watch your ass and think about what you're doing. You come from a family of addicts, you had a major slide just recently, and it seems to me you're playing with fire. Your life, your business, your perogative, my observations, nothing more.
 
musclemom said:
Actually, no. I'm telling you to watch your ass and think about what you're doing. You come from a family of addicts, you had a major slide just recently, and it seems to me you're playing with fire. Your life, your business, your perogative, my observations, nothing more.
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Thanks MM
 
No. Was so hammered one night, I drived off without screwing on the gas cap, and parked in the wrong drive-way. I was really fucked up. It was a 3 minute drive that seemed like forever.
 
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