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You Are Going To Hell, If..........

RyanH

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...eat fruit from a tree less than five years old. [Lev. 19:23]
...cross-breed animals. [Lev. 19:19]
...grow two different plants in your garden. [Lev. 19:19]
...wear a cotton-polyester blend T-Shirt. [Lev. 19:19]
...read your horoscope. [Lev. 19:26]
...consult a psychic. [Lev. 19:31]
...cut your hair. [Lev. 19:27]
...trim your beard. [Lev. 19:27]
...are tattooed. [Lev. 19:28]
...don't burn witches. [Ex. 22:18]
...plant crops for more than seven years. [Lev. 25:4, Ex. 23:10-13]
...bear a grudge. [Lev. 19:17]
...collect interest on a loan. [Ex. 22:24]
...don't wash up after masturbating. [Lev. 15:16]
...insult a leader. [Ex. 22:27]
...mistreat a foreigner. [Ex. 22:21, 23:9]
...eat a rare steak. [Lev. 19:26]
...or blood sausage. [Lev.17:13]
...spread false rumors. [Ex. 23:1]
...drive a Mercury or a Saturn. [Ex. 23:13] (Look it up!)

So for all the "abortionists" "homosexuals" and "adulterers" never fear you have plenty of company.

Watch before you selectively use the Bible to support your arguments..........chances are you're just as close to hell as the lesbian next door!!!!

Ryan.
 
spentagn said:
Ever heard of the New Testament? :rolleyes:

No offense, but are you saying that we should discard the old testament due to the fact that its contradicted by the new testament? Wouldnt that just discredit the whole book?
 
Abbaddon said:


No offense, but are you saying that we should discard the old testament due to the fact that it contradicts the old testament? Wouldnt that just discredit the whole book?

good question, that seems to be exactly what he's saying. the Jewish faith would certainly disagree with this.
 
Amusing that some women who profess to be "Christians" disagree with the homosexual lifestyle and yet wear pants and cut their hair.

Many readers of the Bible tend to select which portions to honor, and to discredit those portions which they find to be an intrusive.

If you believe in the BIBLE, fine. But stay consistent.
 
Abbaddon said:


No offense, but are you saying that we should discard the old testament due to the fact that its contradicted by the new testament? Wouldnt that just discredit the whole book?

Not at all. The book is not a chapter by chapter novel. It is a collection of writings, written by men for other men to understand God's wishes. And of course they put some of their own ideas in there as well (that is my opinion).
 
spentagn said:


Not at all. The book is not a chapter by chapter novel. It is a collection of writings, written by men for other men to understand God's wishes. And of course they put some of their own ideas in there as well (that is my opinion).

So writers of new testament better understood God's wishes, right?:confused:
 
RyanH said:


good question, that seems to be exactly what he's saying. the Jewish faith would certainly disagree with this.

But you weren't targeting the Jewish faith, were you? And of course I disagree with some things that Jews believe in, that's why I'm Christian.

Originally posted by RyanH
Amusing that some women who profess to be "Christians" disagree with the homosexual lifestyle and yet wear pants and cut their hair.

Ok. Sexual lifestyle and cosmetic alterations make for great analogies.

Originally posted by RyanH
Many readers of the Bible tend to select which portions to honor, and to discredit those portions which they find to be an intrusive.

Isn't this what you just did?

Originally posted by RyanH
If you believe in the BIBLE, fine. But stay consistent.

See above.
 
RyanH said:


So writers of new testament better understood God's wishes, right?:confused:

Not necessarily. Writers of the New Testament told their recollections of Jesus' travels and teachings.
 
RyanH said:
...eat fruit from a tree less than five years old. [Lev. 19:23] DONE
...cross-breed animals. [Lev. 19:19] DONE
...grow two different plants in your garden. [Lev. 19:19] DONE
...wear a cotton-polyester blend T-Shirt. [Lev. 19:19] DONE
...read your horoscope. [Lev. 19:26] DONE
...consult a psychic. [Lev. 19:31] DONE
...cut your hair. [Lev. 19:27] DONE
...trim your beard. [Lev. 19:27] NONE
...are tattooed. [Lev. 19:28] DONE
...don't burn witches. [Ex. 22:18] I SCREW BITCHES I MEAN WITCHES
...plant crops for more than seven years. [Lev. 25:4, Ex. 23:10-13] WEED IS SO GOOD
...bear a grudge. [Lev. 19:17] NAH
...collect interest on a loan. [Ex. 22:24] DONE
...don't wash up after masturbating. [Lev. 15:16] DONE
...insult a leader. [Ex. 22:27] DONE
...mistreat a foreigner. [Ex. 22:21, 23:9] DONE DONE DONE DONE
...eat a rare steak. [Lev. 19:26] DONE
...or blood sausage. [Lev.17:13] DONE
...spread false rumors. [Ex. 23:1] DONE
...drive a Mercury or a Saturn. [Ex. 23:13] (Look it up!) HAHAHAH DONE

So for all the "abortionists" "homosexuals" and "adulterers" never fear you have plenty of company.

Watch before you selectively use the Bible to support your arguments..........chances are you're just as close to hell as the lesbian next door!!!!

Ryan.


cool Im going to hell :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil:
 
spentagn said:

Ok. Sexual lifestyle and cosmetic alterations make for great analogies.

So you believe God sees sin in degrees? i.e. he's guilty of 1st degree sin, or a second degree sin, thus the punishment should be less or more?

I've always heard from "Christians" that God sees sin as sin.
 
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O'Stanozol said:



cool Im going to hell :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil:

I've got a place reserved there too.:D

But, I'll just charm the devil....Even the devil has his weaknesses.:p
 
RyanH said:


So you believe God sees sin in degrees? i.e. he's guilty of 1st degree sin, or a second degree sin, thus the punishment should be less or more?

I've always heard from "Christians" that God sees sin as sin.

I would say killing someone is worse than premarital sex, yes. Unless they're the same person, and it's ritualistic. SG can fill you in on those details.
 
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spongebob said:


does it count if you let the dog do that?

just when I think SpongeBob will have an amusing comeback, I snap my fingers and say "shit he missed again.' then shake my head and say, "oh well, maybe next time!":D
 
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RyanH said:


just when I think SpongeBob will have an amusing comeback, I snap my fingers and say "shit he missed again.' then shake my head and say, "oh well, maybe next time!":D

im not trying to be ammussing, ive had several dogs that i soon as im done or when im done with a girl, that little sic pup will lap up any of it that falls on the floor or anywhere.

its disgusting, to watch the dog and the girl fight over it.
 
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spongebob said:


im not trying to be ammussing, ive had several dogs that i soon as im done or when im done with a girl, that little sic pup will lap up any of it that falls on the floor or anywhere.

its disgusting, to watch the dog and the girl fight over it.

Cornholio and Wodin had the same problem, only Huck was waiting to lap it up. He claimed macro told him warm semen provides an excellent bioavaliable source of protein, and synergisticlly enhances the Yohimburn.
 
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spongebob said:


im not trying to be ammussing, ive had several dogs that i soon as im done or when im done with a girl, that little sic pup will lap up any of it that falls on the floor or anywhere.

its disgusting, to watch the dog and the girl fight over it.

why is your business on the floor? You should have a hot mouth there to take care of all your business.:p
 
The Bible has been reinterpratated and retranslated many times throughout the ages. Miscommunication occurs when that happens.
 
Test boy said:
The Bible has been reinterpratated and retranslated many times throughout the ages. Miscommunication occurs when that happens.

which then creates a work of fiction.
 
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RyanH said:


why is your business on the floor? You should have a hot mouth there to take care of all your business.:p

some girls dont like the money shot.
 
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spongebob said:


some girls dont like the money shot.

then find one that does, plenty of my friends that are girls, do anal, swallow, you name it.
 
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RyanH said:


then find one that does, plenty of my friends that are girls, do anal, swallow, you name it.
I find it disturbing to think someone would require a g/f or b/f to do anal, swallow, you name it. There are hundreds of more important things to consider.
 
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Test boy said:
I find it disturbing to think someone would require a g/f or b/f to do anal, swallow, you name it. There are hundreds of more important things to consider.

to each his own. But what would you rather have a girl that cooks or does anal?

anal wins out anyday.
 
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RyanH said:


then find one that does, plenty of my friends that are girls, do anal, swallow, you name it.

those are men DRESSED as girls. silly fags :)
 
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RyanH said:


to each his own. But what would you rather have a girl that cooks or does anal?

anal wins out anyday.
I have never done anal and have no desire to do it. I would try it if the g/f wanted it. So cooking wins very easily.:)
 
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spentagn said:


those are men DRESSED as girls. silly fags :)

I'm serious, my sister is a beautiful,southern debutant, and she does anal all the time at her college....of course, my parents don't know.
 
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Test boy said:
I have never done anal and have no desire to do it. I would try it if the g/f wanted it. So cooking wins very easily.:)

Sinead O'Connor should change the name of her song to "Nothing compares to Anal." As many of my girlfriends do anal as do my boyfriends.
 
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RyanH said:


I'm serious, my sister is a beautiful,southern debutant, and she does anal all the time at her college....of course, my parents don't know.
How did you figure that out? The guys tell you or did she?
 
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RyanH said:


I'm serious, my sister is a beautiful,southern debutant, and she does anal all the time at her college....of course, my parents don't know.

Send me pics. I'll decide how beautiful she is. Make sure to send some ass shots.
 
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Test boy said:
How did you figure that out? The guys tell you or did she?

Ha, ha, ha......I walked in her room one day & her boyfriend was pumping away on her tail.
 
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RyanH said:


Sinead O'Connor should change the name of her song to "Nothing compares to Anal." As many of my girlfriends do anal as do my boyfriends.
The ONLY problem I have with anal is that there is feces in the colon. I don't care how you clean it...it still bugs me. Fecal streptococci and e. coli commonly make people very sick. Some die. I think feces is fairly disgusting anyways.

But if someone else is comfortable with it...so be it.
 
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RyanH said:


Ha, ha, ha......I walked in her room one day & her boyfriend was pumping away on her tail.
I hope she was embarrassed. I'll bet your folks have more in common with you than you think.
 
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RyanH said:


Ha, ha, ha......I walked in her room one day & her boyfriend was pumping away on her tail.

So you pulled a train or what?
 
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Test boy said:
The ONLY problem I have with anal is that there is feces in the colon. I don't care how you clean it...it still bugs me. Fecal streptococci and e. coli commonly make people very sick. Some die. I think feces is fairly disgusting anyways.
.

yeah but there can be unclean things inside vaginas as well.
 
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RyanH said:


yeah but there can be unclean things inside vaginas as well.
I'm sure that is a possibility but I believe it is quite rare to become very sick from contact with a normal vagina. In fact I think I've read there are antibiotics in it? That is why douching messes things up, or maybe it is a pH thing?
 
Ryan,

You do realize that all of your quotes are from the Old Testament, which followed the Law of Moses.

Since Christians are not bound by the Law of Moses (we are bound to the Law of Jesus) you point falls quite flat.

Nice try though.
 
Code said:
Ryan,

You do realize that all of your quotes are from the Old Testament, which followed the Law of Moses.

Since Christians are not bound by the Law of Moses (we are bound to the Law of Jesus) you point falls quite flat.

Nice try though.

My point is still well above ground.

Christians also believe in the Old Testament. If not, then why do Christians regularly sight the Ten Commandments laid out in the Old Testament? If you are going to discredit the Old Testament, then why not just begin making Bibles with only the New Testament included? Christians regularly study the old testament.

Christians enjoy selectivily creating their own theology by picking and choosing parts of the Bible they find more favorable to themselves.

Additonally, if you have discredited the old testament, please refrain from relying on any of its teachings...ie. the old testament.
 
Further, I'm still laughing at your logic, let's see:

We don't follow the old testament yet we believe in Adam and Eve, we believe in the ten commandments, and we believe the world was once destroyed by a huge flood.

Nice logic.:confused:
 
RyanH said:
Further, I'm still laughing at your logic, let's see:

We don't follow the old testament yet we believe in Adam and Eve, we believe in the ten commandments, and we believe the world was once destroyed by a huge flood.

Nice logic.:confused:

The world can be destroyed by a huge nuke. A large flood could be more possible. It rains and floods alot more....Water is much more abundant on this planet than radioactive material....
 
There's something called Levitical law, that is what you are looking up mostly. Anyways... i'd still have to agree... when Jesus walked the earth he changed the old covenant. These "old rules" mostly do not apply to us.
 
Ryan,

You think the bible is out of control, try living in Salt Lake and hearing some of the "logic" out here. Crazy stuff.
 
I will write in caps for the first time on this board:


THE BIBLE IS BULLSHIT. IT WAS PUT IN PLACE TO MAKE PEOPLE ABIDE BY THE LAW, BUT AS THEY SAID NOT GO TO HELL. THEY MADE HELL SUCH A FEARED PLACE THAT MANY WOULDN'T COMMIT AN ACT WORTHY OF BEING SENT THERE.
 
sorry... I used to agree w/ you Organon but it's been proven to me that it is impossible for man to have written the old testament by his own "made up thoughts". For one, Moses wrote over 500 medical laws thousands of years ago that still apply today. Even 120 years ago surgeons didn't clean instruments b/w patients and they were dying left and right and nobody knew why. Moses wrote about it back then thousands of years ago. And back then people thought they were getting sick b/c of witches and druids or some stuff like that, and God told them what to do, and it was b/c of God's help they saved those tribes. And like i said, he clarified sicknesses, diseases, and what to do about it. And not one of those laws has been disproven. Either Moses was a genious beyond belief, and farther advanced than anyone who has walked the planet, or the Bible was right, he did talk to God and always received his messages.

Another thing I found funny I saw on T.V. the other day, on a regular channel was talking about fortune telling, the future, bible prophesy etc. The host said, all people who could tell the future were never 100% correct all the time. The only people who were always 100% correct in all of their predictions/prophesies were the prophets of the bibles. Generations through generations they have been right, b/c their prophesies came through God. And you may think it's b.s., but if you read up on some stuff they find here and there you'll actually see that certain things they talk about in the bible have been found today by archeologist. For one i know they found the old babylon, which is found in the southern part of Iraq. They also found the walls of Jerricho, and many other things.

Another aspect of it is Bible Code. The original language the bible was written in Hebrew, when spaced out the letters, you can actually find thousands upon thousands of hidden messages there. When they tried doing it w/ other books, they tried every language known in the planet, and w/ thousands of other books and never came up w/ more than 2 or 3 words. Now in the bible you can find over 50,000 if not more. But this will only work w/ the old testament. Now again Moses must have been the biggest genious in the world or when Moses said he actualy talked to God, he actually did talk to God.

There's tons of things i can offer you as proof, i've heard it all b/c i didn't believe before. But nothing will convince you if you're not ready to receive Christ in your life. Until the day I actually sat down and read it, and researched all this stuff, I found out it was actually for real. I heard a similar story about a Professor in Harvard University who taught law. He for many years was an Atheist, then one student challenged him and said, "Prove to me that Jesus didn't exist, and that his teachings are false". He did the same thing I did, researched and read, and came up w/ the same thing. Jesus is for real, He did walk the earth, and we both accept him as Son Of God.
 
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spentagn said:
Ever heard of the New Testament? :rolleyes:


uh huh

Matthew 19: 16-26


And behold, one came up to him, saying, "Teacher, what good deed must I do, to have eternal life?" And he said to him, "Why do you ask me about what is good? One there is who is good. If you would enter life, keep the commandments." He said to him, "Which?" And Jesus said, "You shall not kill, You shall not commit adultery, You shall not steal, You shall not bear false witness, Honour your father and mother, and, You shall love your neighbour as yourself." The young man said to him, "All these I have observed; what do I still lack?" Jesus said to him, "If you would be perfect, go, sell what you possess and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven; and come, follow me." When the young man heard this he went away sorrowful; for he had great possessions. And Jesus said to his disciples, "Truly, I say to you, it will be hard for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven. Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God." When the disciples heard this they were greatly astonished, saying, "Who then can be saved?"




lets see pat robertson talk his way out of that one. it is considered a sign of god's blessing to have money.

i agree with scrappy's new sig. it's just a trick. it doesn't matter what the bible says.

suicide
rape
pimping
drug dealing

none of these things (i assume) is condemned by the bible, but you are percieved as going to hell for doing them anyway. its all a big trick to enforce the status quo.
 
It's not a matter of 'following', it's simply knowing our history.

We don't follow the rules from our days as a colony of the UK, but they can still be found in history books.

Moses gave us the Ten Commandments as directed by God to make way for Jesus' Gospel which is one and the same. Doing so, Moses dissolved the Law of Moses, which at the time of the Sermon on the Mount has over 300 incredibly strict ordinances.

It's one thing to copy and paste this from a website, it's a whole different ballgame to actually Study (note I didn't say 'read') it.

Take your Christmas break, stufy it and then lets talk, until then it's not unlike Me giving You legal advice :)
 
To each his own...everyone is entitled to their opinion but to openly bash someone's religion and the beliefs of that religion is uncalled for...
 
i'm going to jump in here and hopefully shed some light on the subject. people who do not believe the bible do what they accuse christians of doing and that is taking only small parts and using them for their purpose. funny aint it. for one the old testament is basically for us to use a history of God's people and to learn from them. the laws there are for the old jewish religions(currently practiced today by most of the jews) not for the new testament church. remember the jews rejected Jesus cause they were bent on their old laws. the new testament odes incoporate some of the old testament laws, ie the ten commandments. however, new laws were set up as well. if you read the old testament you will see that rape, incest, fornication, blasphemy and many other sins you claim are not in the new testament are infact still part of laws or odinances in the new testament. the main difference in the old and new testament is the way of worship. Jesus is the sacrifice that was given for our sins, no longer do we have to give blood sacrifices and burn incence. we take of the lord's supper(communion) every sunday morning as Jesus commanded us to do in remembrance of him. i could go on and on but i'm not going to argue with a bunch of misinformed non believers who have nothing better to do with life than try to disprove the undisprovable. give up, it has been tried for the last 2000 years and even the mighty darwin on his death bed stated he was wrong and that God created the earth. you won't find that in the traditional text books as they try to eliminate God and Christ out of everyday american life but not people are turning to the very God they once rejected. why? well they now realize their own mortality and are seeking answers science, buddah, confucious and many others can't offer. God can , nuff said. peace. case closed. arguing further is futile cause nobody is going to change nobody's position. it's a waste of internet time to do so. let's just end it on this, each is to their own.
 
Hey bro i didn't know that about Darwin. That's actually pretty shocking, considering i see a fish (symbol of christ) w/ the name darwin in the middle. I saw that as an outright insult, but considering the dude was on his death bed and claimed he was wrong, and that God does exist, that just kinda shocked me.

I believe same thing you do. Arguing aint gonna get us anywhere. I been there and done that, and like these people are saying, do the research and believe what you want to. I did the research and it took a few years to finally realize it, i was very skeptical in the past.

I don't belong to any one particular religion, i just study and read the bible for what it is, and try to follow it. And to those that believe you're going to hell for this or that, if you didn't know, Jesus died for our sins to be forgiven. At least that was 1 of the reasons he died for us. He loves you and will forgive you of whatever you do. If you study the bible you will see that many of the prophets of the old Testament were bad people before they encountered God. Moses was a murderer before God called him, Noah was an alcoholic, Abraham had i don't know how many wives. And who were the people Jesus chose to follow him? The worst in society. Which means God does not have preferance, he does not favor those w/ money, or those who are broke.

I know i strayed off the subject a bit there. For those of you who actually do read the bible and are interested in a report I did about End Times email me at [email protected] my operamail email doesn't work. I back everything up w/ facts happening today and scripture. E me if interested.
 
RyanH said:
...eat fruit from a tree less than five years old. [Lev. 19:23]

How in the hell can you tell?

...cross-breed animals. [Lev. 19:19]

How 'bout fuckin' 'em?

...grow two different plants in your garden. [Lev. 19:19]

Fuck, I'm guilty of that!

...wear a cotton-polyester blend T-Shirt. [Lev. 19:19]

Whut's polyester?

...read your horoscope. [Lev. 19:26]

Read mine once. Shit. Din't even say nuthin' good.

...consult a psychic. [Lev. 19:31]

'Bout whut? I know some crazy folks but I ain't got no reason to talk to them.

...cut your hair. [Lev. 19:27]

I thought that wuz only levites?

...trim your beard. [Lev. 19:27]

Ha! Ain't got one.
...are tattooed. [Lev. 19:28]

Nope.

...don't burn witches. [Ex. 22:18]

Who in the hell has seen a witch. Actually, my cousin in greenboro sez he saw one, but he's crazier than a shithouse coon. Come to think of it, there was a pretty convincin' one at this halloween party...

...plant crops for more than seven years. [Lev. 25:4, Ex. 23:10-13]

Whut in the fuck you 'sposed to eat? cain't have just meat every day.

...bear a grudge. [Lev. 19:17]

How do you bear sumthin'? I wouldn't try grudgin' no bear.

...collect interest on a loan. [Ex. 22:24]

Does that include an asswhoopin' for being a year late?

...don't wash up after masturbating. [Lev. 15:16]

Shit. You sure you got to hell for that one? If so there ain't no way I'm gettin' outta that.

...insult a leader. [Ex. 22:27]

How's 'bout that towelbin feller? Cain't insult him? I know alot of folks been doin' that.

...mistreat a foreigner. [Ex. 22:21, 23:9]

Shit, beat a Mexican's ass last week.

...eat a rare steak. [Lev. 19:26]

FUCK YER SHITTIN' ME!!!

...or blood sausage. [Lev.17:13]

Huh?

...spread false rumors. [Ex. 23:1]

Shit talkin' count?

...drive a Mercury or a Saturn. [Ex. 23:13] (Look it up!)

Whut in the fuck are they?

So for all the "abortionists" "homosexuals" and "adulterers" never fear you have plenty of company.

Watch before you selectively use the Bible to support your arguments..........chances are you're just as close to hell as the lesbian next door!!!!

Ryan.

Damn son, you sure 'bout all that? I mean, the good lord may get angry, but if you believe in Christ he'll probably forgive you.
 
Most of that was Levitical Law, and if he cared to read the New Testament he'd realize that it doesn't apply to us. And that Jesus died for our sins so that we can be forgiven. He WILL forgive you.
 
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