"Yo Momma" Jokes.....Let's hear em!

[fbodyguy02]

Swole, your momma is so nasty...she puts ice in her panties to keep the crabs fresh!

 

[jdynasty]

Yo momma is so nasty, she has to cut the strings on her tampoons, to keep the crabs from bungy jumping.

 

[Y_lifter]

Yo mama's so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

 

[Y_lifter]

Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower!

 

[fbodyguy02]

Yo momma like mustard: She spreads easy.

 

[Lestat]

yo momma is so fat she wears a VCR as a beeper

 

[sublime35]

yo momma is so fat she wears a VCR as a beeper

LO Fuckin' L. I've never heard that one before.

 

[eat big]

Your momas so ugly, she comes to the internet to get attention.

 

[fbodyguy02]

Your momas so ugly, she comes to the internet to get attention.

Do we know any EF woman that do this?

 

[UA_Iron]

Yo momma's like a doorknob, everybody gets a turn

 

[jdynasty]

yo momma is so fat, when she takes a bath, she leaves a ring around the ocean.

 

[pdaddy]

Your momma is so old she farts dust

 

[UA_Iron]

Yo mommas so fat when she broke her leg gravy poured out.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Your momma spoke my name in vain while earning her keep at the crackhouse last night.

 

[n i c k]

Yo momma's so fat, that when she walked by the TV I missed three commercials.

Yo momma's so dumb, she got fired from the M&M factory because she threw away all the W's.

Yo momma's so stupid, she entered the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

Yo momma's so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

Yo momma's so stupid, she saw a billboard that said "Dodge Trucks" and she started ducking through traffic.

Yo momma's so stupid, she looks at a can of juice for days because it says concentrate.

 

[blut wump]

Yo momma's so fat her blood type is Ragu.

 

[Cutiebaby]

yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale it says to be continued

 

[pdaddy]

Your momma's so fat she had to be baptized at Sea World

 

[blut wump]

Yo momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach people keep trying to haul her back into the water.

 

[pdaddy]

Your momma's so fat she irons her clothes on the driveway

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Your momma's so fat she had to be baptized at Sea World

I remember that baptism. They had to drain most of the water out of the pool, otherwise there would've been a tsunami LOL.

 

[saint808]

Hey get off mom's. I just got off yours. (classic)

 

[Y_lifter]

Your mama is so fat her "nickname" is Damn !

 

[Introspective]

Your mamas so phat i had 2 roll over 3 times to get off her.

your mama has more chins than a chinese phonebook

your mama's had more pricks than a second hand pin cushion

They call your mama the turtle.. cos once she's on her backed she's f**ked

 

[mrplunkey]

Excuse me while I run home to put some water in Yo Momma's dish.

 

[dirty~d~]

Yo momma's so nasty when she takes off her panties, it sounds like velcro.

 

[coldblue1955]

yo momma so fat when she got at the end of the bus the bus did a wheelie.

 

[seizer]

Yo mamma came to me and told me she wanted to go somewhere she'd never been. I told her to take a one way trip to the kitchen.

 

[eastcoastplayer]

your momma is so ugly, even the tide won't take her out.

your momma is so stupid she took a half an hour looking at an orange juice carton because it said "concentrate"

your momma is so fat when i climb on top of her my ears pop