Yo Mama Jokes

[yonkers weights]

Let's get a good thread on Yo Mama jokes

Yo mama drives a garbage truck and wears combat boots!
(An oldie but a goodie)

 

[yonkers weights]

No Jokes....

 

[timtim]

Let's get a good thread on Yo Mama jokes

Yo mama drives a garbage truck and wears combat boots!
(An oldie but a goodie)

this is more like a yo mama statement than a joke, yes?

 

[Tytan]

Yo momma so fat, her blood type is rocky road.

 

[Phaded]

yo mama has an ankle on her back

 

[Phaded]

yo mama's got one toe and one knee they call her tony

 

[Phaded]

yo mama's got a leather wig with suede sideburns

 

[Phaded]

yo mama so skinny she has to dance around in the shower to get wet.

 

[Phaded]

yo mama has one arm and swims in circles

 

[yonkers weights]

Now we are talking! GREAT ONES!!!

Yo mama is so dumb she lost an ass kicking contest to a person with 1 leg.

Yo mama has 1 leg so we call her pogo stick.

Yo mama is so fat she broke her leg an gravy came out.