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Would you hit it,Call the ball

hit it ?

  • yay

    Votes: 2 11.8%

  • nay

    Votes: 15 88.2%
  • Total voters
    17
  • Poll closed .
theoak01

theoak01

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ok there is this chick I work with who wants to bang me,tonight is a work get together and she wants me to crash there afterwards.

on top of working with her which could cause mad drama,shes also a plumper and has this chin hair that kinda creeps me out.

but i havent been laid in a while.

so yay or nay bitches
 
cant post pics because of what we do for work,sorry dude,and ya the chin hair is a but much for me to handle
 
theoak01 said:
ok there is this chick I work with who wants to bang me,tonight is a work get together and she wants me to crash there afterwards.

on top of working with her which could cause mad drama,shes also a plumper and has this chin hair that kinda creeps me out.

but i havent been laid in a while.

so yay or nay bitches
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hell fucking no

word gets around at work and you shatter your chances with future hot interns

cmon bro THINK!!!!

get the lube and porn, bust that nut alone and you'll be glad you didn't go plumper
 
ya i think so too man,all the other girls at work are smokin hot,so i dont want them to think ill tag anything
 
theoak01 said:
ok there is this chick I work with who wants to bang me,tonight is a work get together and she wants me to crash there afterwards.

on top of working with her which could cause mad drama,shes also a plumper and has this chin hair that kinda creeps me out.

but i havent been laid in a while.

so yay or nay bitches
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:worried:
 
Never comprimise bro. It lowers your stock.

I am the pickiest mother fucker around. Girls have to be screaming hawt to turn me on.

I'd rather jerk it for 2 years that lower my standards... once you do, you can never recover.

I WON'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
i havent been up until now,i think the fact that she is so forward made me consider it,i like being chased and fucked
 
hey man, hit it and quit it.. but she won't let you ..

you need to be upfront with her..

like

"yea, i'll stay, i'll nail ya, and i'll even let you fix me breakfast... but that's about it, i have a couple of girlfriends that i see at the college"

hey, big girls need love too..

oh, and to leave the lights on... $100
 
theoak01 said:
yes you do dont hold back
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Well, I wish you would have just told me at work to shave my chin. Now you went and hurt my feelings and stuff.
 
SpyWizard said:
hey man, hit it and quit it.. but she won't let you ..

you need to be upfront with her..

like

"yea, i'll stay, i'll nail ya, and i'll even let you fix me breakfast... but that's about it, i have a couple of girlfriends that i see at the college"

hey, big girls need love too..

oh, and to leave the lights on... $100
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she doesnt want a boyfriend shes told me its just a fuck,she needs to get fucked is all she says,which is cool as i dont really want a girlfriend, but i doubt ill do it, if i look back on what i have fucked compaired to her shes like a 2 on the scale,i find a way to bang hot chicks,dont know how but only drunk have i banged ugmo's
 
heatherrae said:
Well, I wish you would have just told me at work to shave my chin. Now you went and hurt my feelings and stuff.
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im sorry,come here darlin ill show ya a good time,but the lights will be out
 
theoak01 said:
she doesnt want a boyfriend shes told me its just a fuck,she needs to get fucked is all she says,which is cool as i dont really want a girlfriend, but i doubt ill do it, if i look back on what i have fucked compaired to her shes like a 2 on the scale,i find a way to bang hot chicks,dont know how but only drunk have i banged ugmo's
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but she needs you to say the words... trust me..

don't forget the breakfast bro.. or at least an extra $100... for therapy or strippers.. whatever will clear your mind..
 
theoak01 said:
she doesnt want a boyfriend shes told me its just a fuck,she needs to get fucked is all she says,which is cool as i dont really want a girlfriend, but i doubt ill do it, if i look back on what i have fucked compaired to her shes like a 2 on the scale,i find a way to bang hot chicks,dont know how but only drunk have i banged ugmo's
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Plus you work with her and if word got out it would ruin your chances with any hot chicks.
 
nefertiti said:
Porn. Lots of it. Long movies. Free. Use it. My vote is an adament NO. ;)
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i think I love you lol,ill give you some more karma once i spread it around

avid-ya thats pretty much why im not,dont want the hotties thinking im a chubby chaser.

plus im on clen right now and i just got the worst case of ab cramps,i cant even get up off this bed.

jh-it looks legit but i dont wanna sign up and be spammed to death
 
Tell her to get a dozen Canadian or Keiths and hit it like a mofo then fuck off at the crack of dawn even if you have to chew your arm off.

Then keep hittin it once a month to stay sharp for the ones under 135 Lbs :)

This is the rule for guys over 27 dont listen to boys on this one.



theoak01 said:
ok there is this chick I work with who wants to bang me,tonight is a work get together and she wants me to crash there afterwards.

on top of working with her which could cause mad drama,shes also a plumper and has this chin hair that kinda creeps me out.

but i havent been laid in a while.

so yay or nay bitches
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lol ya i considered it,and if she didnt work with me id use her to keep my skillz sharp,but work is really gossipy anyways,and there are only 4 guys that work there,and like 20 girls so it would get out by tomorrow easily
 
No Brainer man hit it.
I had one in Brantford who use to call me over, load me up on booze then suck & fuck till the break of dawn.

Hit that shit till something better comes along :)

she was about 150 and had a couple of kids LOL

theoak01 said:
she doesnt want a boyfriend shes told me its just a fuck,she needs to get fucked is all she says,which is cool as i dont really want a girlfriend, but i doubt ill do it, if i look back on what i have fucked compaired to her shes like a 2 on the scale,i find a way to bang hot chicks,dont know how but only drunk have i banged ugmo's
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avidinternet said:
Take some Taurine and Potassium while your on clen so no cramps. :)
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i know i was golden until i forgot my taurine today and have been working on my truck so maybe had one bottle of water.

heavy-give the chick in brantford my number,i could use an in town booty call

i think im mostly too lazy to goto guelph to get some poon
 
heavy_duty said:


Then keep hittin it once a month to stay sharp for the ones under 135 Lbs :)

This is the rule for guys over 27 dont listen to boys on this one.
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And you'll look back years from now and say why didn't i do so and so and so and so. me and my buds look back on all the girls we turned down for pitty patty shit and shake our heads. plus this may be some of the best you've had, ya never know. just make her keep it on the quiet ............
 
i still may tap that,but not tonight,dont feel like driving an hour to get ass and dont want to have to goto that work function before hand with these mad cramps im having
 
theoak01 said:
i havent been up until now,i think the fact that she is so forward made me consider it,i like being chased and fucked
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NO NO NO NO NO. This is NOT a good idea on two levels:

1. NEVER EVER Have Meaningless Sex With a CoWorker, that is BAD :worried:

2. NEVER have meaningless sex with someone you do not find attractive.

One of the top ten rules I told my son when he went off to tech. school:

Do not fuck people you don't respect, you only end up disrespecting yourself.

Listen to JH1
 
musclemom said:
NO NO NO NO NO. This is NOT a good idea on two levels:

1. NEVER EVER Have Meaningless Sex With a CoWorker, that is BAD :worried:

2. NEVER have meaningless sex with someone you do not find attractive.

One of the top ten rules I told my son when he went off to tech. school:

Do not fuck people you don't respect, you only end up disrespecting yourself.

Listen to JH1
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thats some solid advice,its good your so open with him ,most parents arent
 
Just for the record-
I always found them attractive but they also had their faults.

I always had respect for any lady I had sex with.

We are all adults, it's all good.


ps. my drive to Brantford was alomst an hour.

pps. I never did hit a co-worker, but had many I wanted to hit before I became self employed.


musclemom said:
NO NO NO NO NO. This is NOT a good idea on two levels:

1. NEVER EVER Have Meaningless Sex With a CoWorker, that is BAD :worried:

2. NEVER have meaningless sex with someone you do not find attractive.

One of the top ten rules I told my son when he went off to tech. school:

Do not fuck people you don't respect, you only end up disrespecting yourself.

Listen to JH1
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theoak01 said:
thats some solid advice,its good your so open with him ,most parents arent
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I raised 2 girls, alot of us are that straight forward...

but i know what you mean..
 
SpyWizard said:
I raised 2 girls, alot of us are that straight forward...

but i know what you mean..
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thats how I want to be when I have kids,my folks didnt talk about that kinda stuff with me,i just learned as I went.

gymgurl-thanks for making me vomit in my mouth

heavy-its not that far,im really just lazy only way ill travel to bang her is if I goto her place after work one night and im already in the area, p.s you forgot to hook me up with your booty call :) i may be a bit young but she will like me lol
 
man it was only 6 years ago and I dont recall her last name.
i'm not sure if i ever knew her last name.

it was during a short stint when my wife left me then came back after she got over her thirty something psyco phase.
 
theoak01 said:
thats some solid advice,its good your so open with him ,most parents arent
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Thanks, hun :qt: I always figured sex was like anything else, keep the lines of communication open with your kids by letting them know they can talk honestly to you without being criticized for their thoughts. Especially in this day and age, STDs and AIDS, you need to be able to talk with them. From the time he was a little kid, when he asked questions, I answered them straight up. I always figured if he was old enough to formulate the question in his mind then he was old enough to be told the truth (granted, in terms he could understand).
 
heavy_duty said:
man it was only 6 years ago and I dont recall her last name.
i'm not sure if i ever knew her last name.

it was during a short stint when my wife left me then came back after she got over her thirty something psyco phase.
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good stuff man

chin hair called me i said i wasnt going out tonight lol
 
musclemom said:
NO NO NO NO NO. This is NOT a good idea on two levels:

1. NEVER EVER Have Meaningless Sex With a CoWorker, that is BAD :worried:

2. NEVER have meaningless sex with someone you do not find attractive.

One of the top ten rules I told my son when he went off to tech. school:

Do not fuck people you don't respect, you only end up disrespecting yourself.

Listen to JH1
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Pure Genius right there. :)
 
theoak01 said:
good stuff man

chin hair called me i said i wasnt going out tonight lol
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Dang! Guess I'll just go watch dirty movies and eat ice cream then. :bawling:
 
heatherrae said:
Dang! Guess I'll just go watch dirty movies and eat ice cream then. :bawling:
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darlin if you had chin hair id still be all over it and then chin hair would turn me on,this girl not so much.

as much as I hate to admit it JH1 is right,if you slum once it will be a constant thing and I have standards dammit
 
jh1 said:
^^^^

How come you and Jack Schitt aren't rocking the set?
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I was joking around pretending to be the chin hair girl....get it. I'm so clever. lol.
 
theoak01 said:
darlin if you had chin hair id still be all over it and then chin hair would turn me on,this girl not so much.

as much as I hate to admit it JH1 is right,if you slum once it will be a constant thing and I have standards dammit
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lol...that is cute.

Nah, in all seriousness, I wouldn't want to sleep with someone I'm not attracted to either. it would be especially a bad move to do so with a coworker. So much of sex is mental and sex with a person to whom I'm not attracted wouldn't be any good, anyway. You made a good decision to stay home.
 
heatherrae said:
lol...that is cute.

Nah, in all seriousness, I wouldn't want to sleep with someone I'm not attracted to either. it would be especially a bad move to do so with a coworker. So much of sex is mental and sex with a person to whom I'm not attracted wouldn't be any good, anyway. You made a good decision to stay home.
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yup i agree,sometimes my dick trys to take over,especially with the juice pumping through me,happy about being up 10 lean pounds so far too

nj-im really craving the greens right now,its been ages
 
theoak01 said:
yup i agree,sometimes my dick trys to take over,especially with the juice pumping through me,happy about being up 10 lean pounds so far too

nj-im really craving the greens right now,its been ages
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I'm up nearly 20. :qt:


lol.
 
heatherrae said:
I'm up nearly 20. :qt:


lol.
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ya but thats ok your preggers,i bet you will bounce right back to pre pregger weight once you get over being tired all the time,my ex had a kid and man it was work,i never got any sleep when i was there,proved to me im not ready for kids,another good reason i keep moose caged
 
I say that we start a collection for Oak's hooker fund. That way, we don't get stupid questions like this again.
 
In 18 months her bum will be bigger and boobs will be smaller.
we'll still love her though :heart:


theoak01 said:
ya but thats ok your preggers,i bet you will bounce right back to pre pregger weight once you get over being tired all the time,my ex had a kid and man it was work,i never got any sleep when i was there,proved to me im not ready for kids,another good reason i keep moose caged
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(a) He didnt say she was UGLY
(b) He never said she had a fuggin beard!
(c) I voted HIT IT :p ....I'm much older and wiser than you young boys.
(d) hindsight is 20/20 - you wont feel the same way in 10-15 years.


string_bean00 said:
chin hair?


have some self respect.
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jeezuz. . .next thing you'll be asking us if you should hit this friggin moose that's been hangin' out in your backyard. . .friggin horny canucks :rolleyes:
 
theoak01 said:
ok there is this chick I work with who wants to bang me,tonight is a work get together and she wants me to crash there afterwards.

on top of working with her which could cause mad drama,shes also a plumper and has this chin hair that kinda creeps me out.

but i havent been laid in a while.

so yay or nay bitches
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:worried:
 
heavy_duty said:
(a) He didnt say she was UGLY
(b) He never said she had a fuggin beard!
(c) I voted HIT IT :p ....I'm much older and wiser than you young boys.
(d) hindsight is 20/20 - you wont feel the same way in 10-15 years.
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Normally I say 'hit it' for just about everything


if it wasn't for the chin hair, I would have

facial hair on a chick is automatic dq
 
heavy_duty said:
(a) He didnt say she was UGLY
(b) He never said she had a fuggin beard!
(c) I voted HIT IT :p ....I'm much older and wiser than you young boys.
(d) hindsight is 20/20 - you wont feel the same way in 10-15 years.
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i'm 42. . .and a chubby chica with facial hair ain't doin' anything for me. . .'cept maybe my drycleaning. . .yes. . .i'm a little superficial. . .sue me. . .
 
string_bean00 said:
Normally I say 'hit it' for just about everything


if it wasn't for the chin hair, I would have

facial hair on a chick is automatic dq
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Speaking of facial hair: There is a chic that plays ball with us, she's smokin hot, really pretty girl and great figure.. big fake boobs, veniers, well put together, BUT... she has CHIN HAIRS that glisten when the sun hits them just right... LONG chin hairs!!!! how can you payy so much attention to your teeth, boobs, hair, nails and not do a friggin thing about CHIN hair....????? i dont get it. I know she knows about them because, she got tagged in the chin by a guy wire pully and it cut her chin. she was bummed out because she had to go get stitches and didnt want the MD to see her chin hair...???? wtf???? pull that shit out!!! tweezers????
:worried: :worried:
 
I have never fucked a chin or chin hair so a tiny bit is not going to effect how my far my right nut goes up inside me when blow a major orgazm :p

to each his own big daddy.

digimon7068 said:
i'm 42. . .and a chubby chica with facial hair ain't doin' anything for me. . .'cept maybe my drycleaning. . .yes. . .i'm a little superficial. . .sue me. . .
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