Women Aren't Funny...

[nimbus]

Name the last time you dated a wiminz that made you laugh all the time? Now, how many women have you dated that expected you to entertain them most of the time? In my thirty six years wiminz have made it clear that my good looks and personality(making them laugh) are why they fell for me.

What about the fact that you were Captain of your High School Football Team?

They're actually turned off by my intelligence. Initially, they love the fact I'm smart but when they realize I'm smarter than they are...wiminz still want to be the smart one.

lol fuck it's hard being so perfect. but i don't think girls want to be the smart one necessarily; it's just that the average girls thinks a guy is smart just because he makes them feel like they are having a "smart"/"deep" convo, when chances are it is usually bs. And legitimate smart people who they can't follow they just think are weird/nerdy/boring, or even dumb. I hate to talk like this, but i think i am really smart, and that only smart people realize it. Which i think is why the girls i have dated seriously have all had really high GPAs.

 

[-Ariel-]

What about the fact that you were Captain of your High School Football Team?



lol fuck it's hard being so perfect. but i don't think girls want to be the smart one necessarily; it's just that the average girls thinks a guy is smart just because he makes them feel like they are having a "smart"/"deep" convo, when chances are it is usually bs. And legitimate smart people who they can't follow they just think are weird/nerdy/boring, or even dumb. I hate to talk like this, but i think i am really smart, and that only smart people realize it. Which i think is why the girls i have dated seriously have all had really high GPAs.

Well tell me something Macgyver, Enlightenment me MensaMan, Is her GPA gonna keep you warm and safe from all those overwhelming feelings of disgust and despair, or the numbness and loss of identity from depression as the Longhorns get PimpSlapped on Saturday.
That's right bish.... Up in your face, Jamming your shit at the line of Scrimmage, so you can't even run your route...
Its on Bish...
McCoy is gonna go back to sophomore slumppage. Hope U enjoyed this week.
LOL
Now I need more coffee.

 

[habitualhealth]

Name the last time you dated a wiminz that made you laugh all the time? Now, how many women have you dated that expected you to entertain them most of the time? In my thirty six years wiminz have made it clear that my good looks and personality(making them laugh) are why they fell for me. They're actually turned off by my intelligence. Initially, they love the fact I'm smart but when they realize I'm smarter than they are...wiminz still want to be the smart one.

you've GOT to be kidding me

 

[all the whey]

i concur that women are not funny in general. i have long believed this.

True. But, they don't believe it.

Any half way attrative woman has her ass kissed so much. They end up believing that everything that comes out of their mouth is funny, smart, etc.

 

[all the whey]

you've GOT to be kidding me

Exhibit A

 

[habitualhealth]

Exhibit A

i won't work for exhibit A...you see, i was fat and funny before "attractive" and funny.

personality and wit didn't change...just the shell.

 

[all the whey]

i won't work for exhibit A...you see, i was fat and funny before "attractive" and funny.

personality and wit didn't change...just the shell.

Ok

So, you were a narcisit even when you were fat?

 

[Smurfy]

did i mention how funny i am?

 

[nefertiti]

I made an awesome post a while back detailing why most women aren't funny....I'm going to see if I can find it...

 

[habitualhealth]

Ok

So, you were a narcisit even when you were fat?

a funny narcissist of course...



....and only to the trained eye.