Women Aren't Funny...

[javaguru]

They love my sense of humor...Hitchens explains...

 

[Oceano]

I think he's talking nonsense on the whole. Fat pillock.

 

[javaguru]

I think he's talking nonsense on the whole. Fat pillock.

Name the last time you dated a wiminz that made you laugh all the time? Now, how many women have you dated that expected you to entertain them most of the time? In my thirty six years wiminz have made it clear that my good looks and personality(making them laugh) are why they fell for me. They're actually turned off by my intelligence. Initially, they love the fact I'm smart but when they realize I'm smarter than they are...wiminz still want to be the smart one.

 

[Smurfy]

java are you some sort of relationship expert?

 

[javaguru]

java are you some sort of relationship expert?

I'm Dr. Phil to the tenth power.

 

[Oceano]

Name the last time you dated a wiminz that made you laugh all the time? Now, how many women have you dated that expected you to entertain them most of the time? In my thirty six years wiminz have made it clear that my good looks and personality(making them laugh) are why they fell for me. They're actually turned off by my intelligence. Initially, they love the fact I'm smart but when they realize I'm smarter than they are...wiminz still want to be the smart one.

I said I thought he was talking nonsense on the whole. What I should of said is that he is talking nonsense in part. It is true to say that women generally aren't funny (unless they're fat lezzers) but I think he is waaaaaaay off when he tries to tie it into the mating game and the smile being a form of surrender etc. I don't believe it has anything to do with that, Doods have more laughs with their friends than with their women. I'd say making women laugh to get along with them is a fairly recent phenomenon, cavemen no doubt clubbed their women or put them in a headlock and took em to the cave, no laughs involved. Indeed, men in recent centuries were quite paternal as heads of the household I'm not sure comedy was always a necessity.

 

[Lambruh]

You know I agree to a point, some women can be really witty or funny sarcastic, but real humor, like where you're rolling on the floor cracking up out of breath, I never get if from chicks

 

[stilleto]

You know I agree to a point, some women can be really witty or funny sarcastic, but real humor, like where you're rolling on the floor cracking up out of breath, I never get if from chicks

oh, then you haven't hung out with me.
(which you haven't, that I know of).

i'd totally have you rolling around on the floor.


















'cause i'd step on your testicle.

 

[Oceano]

Women laugh at each other's jokes though. They can lol for hours about stupid stuff. I think its men that just don't find them funny.

 

[Smurfy]

i concur that women are not funny in general. i have long believed this.