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Mavafanculo
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How the hell did this thread not blow up? Should be at least a 7 pager.
Ok, I'll do it, I'll say the magic word...
Heatherrae
Ok, I'll do it, I'll say the magic word...
Heatherrae
SublimeZM said:i just think its so fuckin cool that half of our species walks around with a hole designed for us to stick our dicks in
Waaaaaait, aren't you a virgin? Who told you what that hole was for?
MichaelScott
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i appreciate a nice plump set of titties
DannoMight
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There are a few I appreciate.
Q: What do you call the useless skin around the vagina?
A: The woman.
A: The woman.
Q: Why do doctors spank babies when they're born?
A: To knock the dicks off the dumb ones.
A: To knock the dicks off the dumb ones.
jerkbox said:
lol poor sub
vixensghost
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Q:Why are vibrators better than men?
A:Vibs never come home drunk, chase women,and you don;t have to do their laundry.
A:Vibs never come home drunk, chase women,and you don;t have to do their laundry.
vixensghost
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Q:Why don't men wear tight undies?
A: It cuts off circulation to the brain.
A: It cuts off circulation to the brain.
vixensghost
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Q: Why are hangovers better then men?
A: Hangovers go away.
A: Hangovers go away.
vixensghost
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vixensghost said:
Q: How are men like strawberries?
A: Because they take a long time to mature and by the time they do, most are rotten.
digimon7068
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women rule my life. . .pretty much always have too. . .i love the way they look, i love the way they smell, i've even gotten comfortable with the fact that i don't have a clue what hell they're thinking most of the time. . .chicks rock. . .
vixensghost
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Q:How can you tell if your husband or BF is dead?
A:Sex is the same but you get the remote.
A:Sex is the same but you get the remote.
vixensghost
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Q: How do you confuse a man?
A: You don't have to-they're born that way.
A: You don't have to-they're born that way.
vixensghost
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Q: Why did God create men?
A: She forgot to put legs on snakes.
A: She forgot to put legs on snakes.
vixensghost
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Q: Do you always tell your husband when you climax?
A: "Hell no, I'm not going to call home all the time."
A: "Hell no, I'm not going to call home all the time."
vixensghost
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Don;t make me put the smack down on you,J.
vixensghost
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jnevin said:
Q: When does a man grow a brain?
A: When he marries.
vixensghost
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jnevin said:
This is a trick question....Let me ask my half wit husband.
I love this one, I heard it today:
A brunette heard that milk baths will make her more beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk for her.
When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she prolly meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked at the door to clarify the point.
The brunette came to the door and the milkman asks," I found your note asking me for 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?" The dipshit brunette says, " I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can be more beautiful".
The milkman asks," Do you want it pasteurized?"
The brunette says, "Hell no, just up to my tits. I can splash it in my eyes".
