Without buying diamonds youll never get her panties wet and prevent her from cheating

[The Greatest]

with that hot guy at her gym." Zales

Why is it that every diamond commercial for Christmas basically says you can validate your existence with a nice set of Diamond earring.

pathetic,

get back get back you don’t know me like that.

 

[slickdadd]

I like to buy the little box that jewely comes in only. Then I poop in it and give it to my lady. That way it's a wake up call and shows her who is running things around here.

 

[SoreArms]

I'm more partial to giving pearl necklaces, the chicks dig it

 

[*MissFit*]

i'd prefer some no fat cheeese please

 

[GoldenDelicious]

why else would you buy a polished rock that only a jeweler with an eyepiece can tell from a piece of glass?

 

[TC2]

I have an extreme disgust for the whole "expensive objects = love thing".

I'm not cheap by any means, but I'll be damned if I'm going to be strong armed into spending thousands of dollars in order to "show" how much I care about somebody.

Fuck them up their stupid asses.

 

[DIVISION]

You should have gone to Jared............not Zales.


DIV

 

[The Shadow]

big package keeps em close

 

[from zero]

Re: Without buying diamonds youll never get her panties wet and prevent her from chea

You should have gone to Jared............not Zales.


DIV

Fuck yeah, get the bitch a footlong meatball sub for like $4.00. Quick thinkin' Div.

 

[RottenWillow]

Re: Without buying diamonds youll never get her panties wet and prevent her from chea

jewelry commercials engrage me.


Their aim is to convince us that our men must buy us expensive jewlery in order to prove their love, respect and trustworthyness. Then we're supposed to bitch, whine, withhold sex, and generally make him feel like shit until he goes to the store and (probably) pays way too much since most retail jewelers are grossly overpriced. Then he ends up resenting us and we continue to think love is measured in carats.


BTW, Zales is probably THE most overpriced major chain in existence. I received a early Christmas present of a very nice pair of diamond earrings legitimately worth about $950 retail, but I found them for $449 on Overstock.com and pointed my bf there. Zales has inferior earrings on sale this season for $1099. Assholes.